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Old 01-27-2012, 11:29 AM   #136
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lol perfect

clip art should be banned
I know who thought up clip art? Was Bill Gates like give me the most unimaginative person we have.

What if Walt Disney was a clip art artist? Or Rob Zombie? That would make it much better or at least interesting.


Actually speaking of unimaginative. They moved all the offices around in my building and there is this some what cute MILF manager that I rarely speak to but do say hi to time to time. Well I noticed her new office was completely bare expect for the desk chair and computer. I said it looks like you could film a training video in here it is so vanilla. She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene. Then me walking out with a awkward but excited look on my face. I didn't even have a reply she caught me that off guard.
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Old 01-27-2012, 11:56 AM   #137
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um yeah, slightly awkward moment there lol
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Old 01-27-2012, 12:30 PM   #138
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She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene.
I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? We'll need photographic evidence of her expression, naturally.
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um yeah, slightly awkward moment there lol

Her personality is kind of a prankster but it was total left field.
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Old 01-27-2012, 01:04 PM   #140
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I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? We'll need photographic evidence of her expression, naturally.

Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.
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Working on very cool geospatial analysis stuff.
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Old 01-27-2012, 01:55 PM   #142
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Her personality is kind of a prankster but it was total left field.
Gotta love how women can get away with stuff like that, imagine a male supervisor saying that? Hello HR!
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Gotta love how women can get away with stuff like that, imagine a male supervisor saying that? Hello HR!

I know exactly.
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Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.
Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.
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Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.

I will keep you posted but since I don't want to lose my job and marriage in the same day I may get cold feet.
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Old 02-04-2012, 04:42 AM   #146
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Got a 3am phone call from my District Manager to say my store is #1 in the district. #Winning and now #Sleeping
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:34 AM   #147
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efff work, Its Saturday, we're going to PF CHangs tonight.
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Got a 3am phone call from my District Manager to say my store is #1 in the district. #Winning and now #Sleeping
Congrats!

Couldn't that call have waited until a more reasonable hour? lol
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Nice Work!
Tell your boss I am moving him to the Drunk Thread......
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Congrats!

Couldn't that call have waited until a more reasonable hour? lol
You would think that but he said he was too excited to keep it in. My wife wasn't too happy about it.
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