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Old 12-06-2011, 10:09 PM   #121
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I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.
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Old 12-06-2011, 10:28 PM   #122
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I need a job. I wanna work.
That's tough man. I've been there unfortunately. are you willing to relocate?
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Old 12-06-2011, 10:44 PM   #123
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I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:21 PM   #124
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I need a job. I wanna work.
Finding a job has been difficult for me. Luckily I have 2 jobs right now. The interviews I go to, I hear the same thing. "Weve gotten thousands of resumes so consider the fact that you got an interview a compliment and sign that someone here has taken an interest in you.".

I have an interview coming up next week, they literally had one time slot open for me.

Go to the federal government website. I forget the exact website name. In maryland there were 463 jobs of varying skills. They all pay near double what the same job would land you at the state govt or private sector level. 40k to work 32hrs/parttime nights at the IRS front desk.

Federal pay is unbelievably high and most of the jobs sound like some made up position where yoiu just sit at a desk for 40 hrs.

Federal govt employees have it made. Wish i knew that when i was in college.
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:48 PM   #125
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USAJOBS - The Federal Government’s Official Jobs Site

Some people like working for the government, some people hate it. I'm a fed, and I like it. I don't have to put up with all the corporate BS I had to when I worked for a contractor (Booz Allen Hamilton - good company to work for, though).
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:30 AM   #126
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I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off.

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:46 PM   #127
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I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off.

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol
I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.
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Old 01-16-2012, 12:58 PM   #128
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I've got yesterday, today, and tomorrow off. Doing my best to not even think about work. Feels nice.
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Old 01-16-2012, 01:30 PM   #129
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I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.
lol I don't feel so bad then.

I'm just kicking myself because I could have slept in longer. Oh well.
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Old 01-16-2012, 01:52 PM   #130
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My company hates MLK and dreams so I have to work today. But I did just play some post-lunch doubles ping pong in our break room that basically just ended up with us trying to hurt one another with shots to the head, so that was fun.
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Old 01-16-2012, 02:11 PM   #131
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Same here AMD. Came in to work at regular time today, I'm leaving at regular time today, and I've done nothing but work so far. So far I've stocked the order, received the order, straightened up the receiving area, unloaded about 50 tires off the tire rack that are about to be sent back, and helped out here and there. Now I've got nothing much to do for the rest of the day so I'm going to clean up and organize.
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Old 01-27-2012, 09:03 AM   #132
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This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube
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Old 01-27-2012, 09:23 AM   #133
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This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube
lol perfect

clip art should be banned
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Old 01-27-2012, 10:17 AM   #134
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lol perfect

clip art should be banned
That choice was especially hilarious because it seems like EVERY TIME someone includes clip art, there is some lady in an 80s purple suit.
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Old 01-27-2012, 10:29 AM   #135
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lol perfect

clip art should be banned
I know who thought up clip art? Was Bill Gates like give me the most unimaginative person we have.

What if Walt Disney was a clip art artist? Or Rob Zombie? That would make it much better or at least interesting.


Actually speaking of unimaginative. They moved all the offices around in my building and there is this some what cute MILF manager that I rarely speak to but do say hi to time to time. Well I noticed her new office was completely bare expect for the desk chair and computer. I said it looks like you could film a training video in here it is so vanilla. She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene. Then me walking out with a awkward but excited look on my face. I didn't even have a reply she caught me that off guard.
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