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Old 11-11-2011, 12:19 PM   #1
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TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

Move over West Virginia, you have competition!!

Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call" | The Smoking Gun


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A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship--and did not want to be just “a booty call”--allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively,” police report.

Oh, did we mention that the two are first cousins?

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Old 11-11-2011, 12:28 PM   #2
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Re: TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

The comments in that article are hilarious.
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Old 11-11-2011, 12:56 PM   #3
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Re: TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

Some of the comments haha:

"IDK why she's mad, they're cousins so technically they already had a relationship."

"closer kin, deeper in....."

"Gotta love Tennessee Sort of like Arkansas. Six million residents but only 15 last names."
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Old 11-11-2011, 03:57 PM   #4
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Re: TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

The fact that he has a 70's styled porn actor mustache makes this story more interesting and If she was remotely hot I would excuse him but she is not.
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Old 11-11-2011, 04:01 PM   #5
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Re: TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

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The fact that he has a 70's styled porn actor mustache makes this story more interesting and If she was remotely hot I would excuse him but she is not.
His picture looks like the world's worst mummy Halloween costume.
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Old 11-11-2011, 04:24 PM   #6
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His picture looks like the world's worst mummy Halloween costume.
It was late Halloween so they decided to pump kin.
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Old 11-11-2011, 07:12 PM   #7
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It was late Halloween so they decided to pump kin.
Check out Lotus with the cunning word play. Outstanding.
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