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Old 03-05-2013, 12:36 PM   #2551
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I knew NCSkins shouldn't of let firstdown come to his wedding.
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I knew NCSkins shouldn't of let firstdown come to his wedding.
Was that FD? Thought that was more Goat's style
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:25 PM   #2553
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now we know where smootsmack has been.
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Now we know where Smootsmack has been.
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I knew NCSkins shouldn't of let firstdown come to his wedding.
Now for the rest of the story because I had to look that one up.


Entertainment for Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding buck’s party was inspired by that famous scene of the woman expelling the ping pong balls in the comedy film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. But this time the projectiles were not little celluloid objects but something rather more solid. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, found himself in the firing line. As the Rupert Murdoch ownedNorthern Territory News reports this morning, Mr Skumavc was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.
Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.
Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party. …
He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.
“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”
“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.
“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.
“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”
Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.
“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.
“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.
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So this chick shot a dildo with enough force to scar the man's head?

Don't piss that gal off.
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This is what I think of every single time I see anyone sagging their pants, this is easily one of the dumbest fashion trends out there.
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I mean he seriously looks like a bitch. Is wearing a pink leopard print woman's stretch pants in style? What a little pussy bitch
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