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Old 09-25-2013, 06:42 PM   #3481
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This dude has ruled out almost every female on planet Earth. I hate douchebags like this.

Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements


And here's his personal site, which I think is getting a ridiculous amount of hits because I was lucky just to get it to even load... Once.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/
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Old 09-25-2013, 08:16 PM   #3482
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The comb one is just gay.
says the guy who's never had someone drill through his hand before...
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Old 09-25-2013, 10:06 PM   #3483
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This dude has ruled out almost every female on planet Earth. I hate douchebags like this.

Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements


And here's his personal site, which I think is getting a ridiculous amount of hits because I was lucky just to get it to even load... Once.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/
THERE is a Tat wearin' Hip Hop lovin' dude........
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:02 AM   #3484
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This dude has ruled out almost every female on planet Earth. I hate douchebags like this.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/
Without me even having a list ahead of time...my wife fits EVERY single "requirement" on his list.

Take that, dude.



What's wrong with a guy not wanting to settle for less?

You KNOW women have similar lists which usually include a height requirement, a weight limit, a salary requirement, specific cars, a house and a grocery list of "do's" and "do not's" while on dates. Oh yeah, and he must be a "bad boy" that also treats her with respect.






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Old 09-26-2013, 09:20 AM   #3485
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This dude has ruled out almost every female on planet Earth. I hate douchebags like this.

Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements


And here's his personal site, which I think is getting a ridiculous amount of hits because I was lucky just to get it to even load... Once.

http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/
I think the only person he is hurting with that list is himself. He has probably missed out on some great woman.

Also he lives in the middle of Texas can't be that hard to find a girl that fits his requirements. Maybe ****gasp**** it is him that is keeping him single not his requirements.

Everyone has a list of who they would date or not he just decide to share his. Certainly discrimination is legal when choosing your mate.
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Old 09-26-2013, 09:24 AM   #3486
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I think the only person he is hurting with that list is himself. He has probably missed out on some great woman.

Also he lives in the middle of Texas can't be that hard to find a girl that fits his requirements. Maybe ****gasp**** it is him that is keeping him single not his requirements.

Everyone has a list of who they would date or not he just decide to share his. Certainly discrimination is legal when choosing your mate.
There's absolutely some men and women whose FIRST criteria is skin color...in a way it's sad. I can more understand wanting someone like you but targeting a specific ethnicity is just strange and seems to have other ulterior motives.











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Old 09-26-2013, 09:56 AM   #3487
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Old 09-26-2013, 02:21 PM   #3488
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I think the only person he is hurting with that list is himself. He has probably missed out on some great woman.

Also he lives in the middle of Texas can't be that hard to find a girl that fits his requirements. Maybe ****gasp**** it is him that is keeping him single not his requirements.

Everyone has a list of who they would date or not he just decide to share his. Certainly discrimination is legal when choosing your mate.
I didn't post his actual list, but he's talking about changing women as well. He won't date a woman who has kids which is fine. But he says he won't because he says it can ruin her body and makes her ladyparts less... snug, so to speak.

If a woman has tattoos, if he doesn't like them she has to consider having them removed.

If they have anything other than their ears pierced she has to remove them and never wear them again.

Are you kidding me with this?

What pisses me off most, isn't even this dude, its the fact there's some stupid woman out there who would agree to be with this.
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I didn't post his actual list, but he's talking about changing women as well. He won't date a woman who has kids which is fine. But he says he won't because he says it can ruin her body and makes her ladyparts less... snug, so to speak.

If a woman has tattoos, if he doesn't like them she has to consider having them removed.

If they have anything other than their ears pierced she has to remove them and never wear them again.

Are you kidding me with this?

What pisses me off most, isn't even this dude, its the fact there's some stupid woman out there who would agree to be with this.
And shockingly he is single at 39, really don't waste your time even thinking about him or the dummy that would put up with him. They probably deserve each other.
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Old 09-26-2013, 03:46 PM   #3490
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Didn't someone create a thread so we wouldn't end up talking politics and religion in a parking lot thread?


Just asking...
I didn't post it to spark a debate. Had I known, I would have put it on the other thread. Lesson learned.
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Old 09-26-2013, 05:00 PM   #3491
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Old 09-27-2013, 11:14 AM   #3492
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If a woman has tattoos, if he doesn't like them she has to consider having them removed.

If they have anything other than their ears pierced she has to remove them and never wear them again.

Are you kidding me with this?
Personally I think tats are trashy and a don't appeal to me visually and there would be no way I'd be able to date a woman (assuming I wasn't married) with those giant holes in her ear lobes or a bull's ring in her nose. I want to ask for another waitress when one comes up to be with open holes in fher face. Seriously, you're going to serve me food like that? Sure she might have a great personality but some things are just a big turn-off.

I'm not saying the guy is a saint but there's nothing wrong with having likes and dislikes.

I also prefer brunettes...sue me.
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Old 09-27-2013, 01:01 PM   #3493
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He could have been ours...

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Old 09-27-2013, 01:49 PM   #3495
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every halloween i say im going to wear an extra small shirt with a temporary tramp stamp tattoo but inevitably never do it . . one day i will fulfill my dream
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