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Old 04-23-2012, 09:15 AM   #16
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Drink til you pass out in your own vomit...that'll slow your heart down.
Now my friends have told me a combination of light & dark alcohol, combined with prescription medication, would do the trick. Is this true?
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Old 04-23-2012, 09:39 AM   #17
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So I guess from your question your a spitter.
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Old 04-23-2012, 09:48 AM   #18
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Bloody noses aren't uncommon in dry weather. I tend to get them in the winter.

Try using some saline nasal spray.
Good advice. I had nose surgery and the doctor recommended I use that afterward. I still use it when my nose feels dry inside every few days, just to keep things moist in there.

I was blowing bloody mucus out for a while and still, if I neglect the spray for a while, I might see a tinge of red in there.

I like Simply Saline, it has a cool nozzle and propels it up in there. Makes less mess than the bottles you have to squeeze too.

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Also, you might want to try a Neti Pot to clean it all out thoroughly. I used one after I broke my nose because I couldn't breathe and it helped immensely. Periodic cleanings keep things clear and will cut down on your allergies. It can also flush a cold out fast too. They use saline also.

I have this one:



You'll probably choke the first time or two but it feels amazing when you're done. Seeing that huge clump of crap fall out of your nose will shock you and you'll be a believer.
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Old 04-23-2012, 09:56 AM   #19
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Good advice. I had nose surgery and the doctor recommended I use that afterward. I still use it when my nose feels dry inside every few days, just to keep things moist in there.

I was blowing bloody mucus out for a while and still, if I neglect the spray for a while, I might see a tinge of red in there.

I like Simply Saline, it has a cool nozzle and propels it up in there. Makes less mess than the bottles you have to squeeze too.

over



Also, you might want to try a Neti Pot to clean it all out thoroughly. I used one after I broke my nose because I couldn't breathe and it helped immensely. Periodic cleanings keep things clear and will cut down on your allergies. It can also flush a cold out fast too. They use saline also.

I have this one:



You'll probably choke the first time or two but it feels amazing when you're done. Seeing that huge clump of crap fall out of your nose will shock you and you'll be a believer.

You mean like this clump?

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Old 04-23-2012, 09:59 AM   #20
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Damn that's nasty.
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Old 04-23-2012, 10:40 AM   #21
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Damn that's nasty.
I KNOW! I seriously can not unsee that!
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