Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan?

SolidSnake84 · 06-07-2012, 10:56 PM

I can't help but google "bath salt zombies" and get news articles almost every day where new "attacks" have occured.

So for sake of argument, let's say the bath salt zombie that ate ronald poppo in miami is "patient 0". Since then, in just under two weeks, there have been reported attacks in Florida, Louisiana, Texas, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New York.

not sure what needs to be done but it sure is spreading like wildfire unless we are just hearing about it more.

Mattyk · 06-08-2012, 08:29 AM

Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-08-2012, 09:58 AM

I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

Monkeydad · 06-08-2012, 12:00 PM

Crazy article, Matty. I had no idea bath salts were so potent and dangerous.

People are getting more and more stupid as the years go by.

SolidSnake84 · 06-11-2012, 05:21 PM

Imminent Zombie Apocalypse Prompts Run on ‘Zombie Bullets’ | NewsFeed | TIME.com

Kind of cool, you have to admit. All reports say these are absolutley flying off the shelves. I called a local place, Stonewall Arms, they are completley out of them.

mooby · 06-12-2012, 11:13 AM

Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets.

SmootSmack · 06-12-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

It seems like in a few cases, it's not just bath salts but some crazy combination of bath salts, cocaine, xanax, alcohol, mello yellow, marijuana, almond joys...

JoeRedskin · 06-12-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

JoeRedskin · 06-12-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mooby

Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets.

Stupid is as stupid does.

TheMalcolmConnection · 06-12-2012, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

Nope, VERY funny (that part in particular). LOL.

NC_Skins · 06-12-2012, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

Stupid is as stupid does.

Pretty much sums it up.

SmootSmack · 06-27-2012, 07:13 PM

In a way...this is almost scarier

Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com

Chico23231 · 06-27-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

In a way...this is almost scarier

Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com

well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.

DynamiteRave · 06-27-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico23231

well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.

The report says he wasn't on synthetic weed and LSD.

I read a report on Huffpo that says the guy was diagnosed as schizophrenic but its unknown whether or not he had ever sought treatment for it. Still, not even schizophrenia would bring about that kind of flip out.

ArtMonkDrillz · 06-27-2012, 09:43 PM

^^^ And for some reason I can't see the first meme I've ever created

It's on quickmeme.com under the name Zombie Pot Head, it's my proudest moment

06-07-2012, 10:56 PM	#61
SolidSnake84 The Starter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Stephens City, VA Posts: 1,716	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? I can't help but google "bath salt zombies" and get news articles almost every day where new "attacks" have occured. So for sake of argument, let's say the bath salt zombie that ate ronald poppo in miami is "patient 0". Since then, in just under two weeks, there have been reported attacks in Florida, Louisiana, Texas, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New York. not sure what needs to be done but it sure is spreading like wildfire unless we are just hearing about it more. __________________ Time to nut up or shut up

06-08-2012, 08:29 AM	#62
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 72,736	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami... Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts": __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

06-08-2012, 09:58 AM	#63
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,120	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

06-08-2012, 12:00 PM	#64
Monkeydad Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 14,884	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? Crazy article, Matty. I had no idea bath salts were so potent and dangerous. People are getting more and more stupid as the years go by. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

06-11-2012, 05:21 PM	#65
SolidSnake84 The Starter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Stephens City, VA Posts: 1,716	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? Imminent Zombie Apocalypse Prompts Run on ‘Zombie Bullets’ \| NewsFeed \| TIME.com Kind of cool, you have to admit. All reports say these are absolutley flying off the shelves. I called a local place, Stonewall Arms, they are completley out of them. __________________ Time to nut up or shut up

06-12-2012, 11:13 AM	#66
mooby MVP Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NoVa Age: 24 Posts: 11,179	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets.

06-27-2012, 07:13 PM	#72
SmootSmack The Bluths Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 43,105	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? In a way...this is almost scarier Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-27-2012, 09:43 PM	#75
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,758	Re: Zombie Apocalypse: What's Your Plan? ^^^ And for some reason I can't see the first meme I've ever created It's on quickmeme.com under the name Zombie Pot Head, it's my proudest moment __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Last edited by ArtMonkDrillz; 06-27-2012 at 10:00 PM.

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