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Old 10-25-2012, 12:05 PM   #106
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The problem here is the damn buzzer. They should remove that and play on the whistle like it's supposed to.


edit: Calling a small kid a moron? C'mon man!!
i know, i know, it was the pop warner kid inside me. not a moron, just an uneducated football player.

i publicly apologize to that child.
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Old 10-27-2012, 09:05 PM   #107
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Not sure if this is the best or the worst of our future, but Peter Moore (aka the guy who was held hostage for 2 1/2 years in Iraq and managed to get out) did an AMA on Reddit that I found really interesting.
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Old 10-29-2012, 01:05 PM   #108
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Problem child? No, not compared to this little treasure:

Black magic and evil spirits have captured the soul of a new-born baby in Colombia who can apparently already walk by himself and produce fire, his own mother has claimed.

Ana Feria Santos gave birth to her son last month but says her joy quickly turned to fear when she noticed that he had 'several abnormalities' - leading to fears in her community that he is the 'devil in disguise'.

She says the boy can already stand up and walk - quite a feat for a child of just four weeks.

Much like the 1976 horror film The Omen, the mother-of-five says he frequently hides around the house, cackles in an 'adult' way for hours on end and has an 'intimidating' pair of eyes.
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Old 10-29-2012, 01:56 PM   #109
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Old 10-30-2012, 12:21 PM   #110
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When Political Correctness takes over

Hundreds of military, law enforcement and medical personnel will observe the Hollywood-style production of a zombie attack as part of their emergency response training.

In the scenario, a VIP and his personal detail are trapped in a village, surrounded by zombies when a bomb explodes. The VIP is wounded and his team must move through the town while dodging bullets and shooting back at the invading zombies. At one point, some members of the team are bit by zombies and must be taken to a field medical facility for decontamination and treatment.

"No one knows what the zombies will do in our scenario, but quite frankly no one knows what a terrorist will do," Barker said. "If a law enforcement officer sees a zombie and says, `Freeze, get your hands in the air!' What's the zombie going to do? He's going to moan at you. If someone on PCP or some other psychotic drug is told that, the truth is he's not going to react to you."

Zombies? Can't call them 'Red Team' anymore?
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:53 AM   #111
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Remember the stupid skirt that drove on the sidewalk to avoid the school bus?

Ohio woman who drove on sidewalk to avoid school bus ordered to wear 'idiot' sign - Yahoo! News
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:01 PM   #112
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Remember the stupid skirt that drove on the sidewalk to avoid the school bus?

Ohio woman who drove on sidewalk to avoid school bus ordered to wear 'idiot' sign - Yahoo! News


I love this judge...lol
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Old 11-06-2012, 03:32 PM   #113
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Arizona student with special needs avoids bullies with protection of football team | Prep Rally - Yahoo! Sports

Hats off to these guys.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:33 PM   #114
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That is a great story. Rick Reilly's article is the best write-up of it: http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8579599/chy-johnson-boys

Props to all the guys who participated, sad that these kinds of stories are so rare. High school can be tough.
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Old 11-07-2012, 11:57 AM   #115
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love this stuff, good for those kids.
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:29 PM   #116
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this is a cool story

Nine-year-old girl Sam Gordon shredding defenses to the tune of 25 touchdowns - Yahoo! Sports

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Old 11-13-2012, 08:13 AM   #117
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Man. General Petraeus, Elmo...nothing makes sense anymore
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These kids will go far. Using FB for the win.



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Old 11-21-2012, 09:07 AM   #119
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Fiona Apple cancels tour, citing dying dog: Read her handwritten note | The Music Mix | EW.com

*tips hat*

I have mad respect for Fiona Apple after this letter. I feel the exact same about my best friend.



(hand written letter at that)

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Old 11-21-2012, 11:42 AM   #120
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Damn I hate to post this after that feel good story I posted above.

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2...oEOMXwo.reddit


Can we just nuke Florida???
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