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Old 07-11-2012, 02:05 PM   #46
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale

I dont like the nail gun compressor scenario.
You're stuck in one spot.
And if your air line gets cut before you kill all eight other guys you are toast.
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Old 07-11-2012, 02:27 PM   #47
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I dont like the nail gun compressor scenario.
You're stuck in one spot.
And if your air line gets cut before you kill all eight other guys you are toast.
Agreed. My friend suggested using one of his items of some red paint and making it look like he's already been brained and when they close enough to inspect or confirm the kill, he buries a hammer in their forehead.
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Old 07-12-2012, 07:23 AM   #48
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I have this quote above my desk at work:

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu

I'd hide and wait as long as possible and then blind side the injured dudes with a hammer to the temple. Never attack anyone heads up.

Maybe play dirty at the end. Set something big on fire. And then watch the moths gather. Hit them from behind.

It's really a game of making the least mistakes.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:44 AM   #49
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I have this quote above my desk at work:

"If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by." - Sun Tzu

I'd hide and wait as long as possible and then blind side the injured dudes with a hammer to the temple. Never attack anyone heads up.

Maybe play dirty at the end. Set something big on fire. And then watch the moths gather. Hit them from behind.

It's really a game of making the least mistakes.

Agreed. You personally don't have to kill all 9 others, just have to make sure you're the last man standing. I'm a hit and run guy myself, wound deeply and move it along.

The campers would def be the ones to last the longest but If you choose maybe, a case of waters as an item, you could place one in an area and wait for a thirsty camper to try and grab it and brain him.
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:25 PM   #50
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale

Because of this thread, my trips to Home Depot will never be the same.
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:24 PM   #51
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Because of this thread, my trips to Home Depot will never be the same.
that's the goal lol

I would love to see this done as a B movie or reality series

super entertaining see my other post for my breakdown
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:47 PM   #52
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale

Just went to HD today and picked up one of these:

22 oz. Smooth-Face Bricklayer's Hammer-E6-22BLC at The Home Depot

Thats gonna leave a mark
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:54 PM   #53
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Ooh, nice hammer.

That a claw or more of a pick on the back end?
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Just went to HD today and picked up one of these:

22 oz. Smooth-Face Bricklayer's Hammer-E6-22BLC at The Home Depot

Thats gonna leave a mark
So what the hell are you going to do with that?
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Old 07-18-2012, 11:34 PM   #55
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So what the hell are you going to do with that?

Well, it's a bricklayer's hammer as per description but I do a lot of demo work so, it works for me.

The smooth back end, as opposed to a claw end as Monkeydad asked, is good for prying and just outright badass-ery.

Or I could just keep it under the pillow in case some fool is so fast he makes it past the super loud alarm system, the .45 under my bed, .22 on the dresser, and the 12 gauge Stevens behind the door, and somehow makes it into the bedroom, where I have enough time to jump up, pull, and sink it into his friggin forehead.

Damn, I'm hammered. Is there still a drunk thread? I should Mod that, obv, seeing as how I am always plastered and posting.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:08 AM   #56
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I'm staying out of Richmond.
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