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Old 01-30-2013, 05:44 PM   #61
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You just like him because he had threads and post like that one.
lol no I liked him mostly for his political posts, oddly enough. Usually those just makes me hate everyone.

He was my warpath crush for awhile. Aww.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:35 PM   #62
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No link. But one day I'll tell you the story about the phone call I got from Redskin Park on summer day

Me: "hey what's up?"

Person on the other end: "WHO THE HELL IS JOE CRISP????!!!!!'

Me: "ummm"
lol sounds like a classic...

ive seen hints, think it has to do with coverage of camp, not being granted that access due to politics
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Wasn't SBF the guy that started the cooking shows on youtube and made his own "rib rub"?
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:07 PM   #64
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Wasn't SBF the guy that started the cooking shows on youtube and made his own "rib rub"?
Yup. And don't forget, punched out the food network exec.

And had a fake leg.

And was incredibly sanctimonious.

These are all important details.

He's probably rich somewhere. I bet.
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:56 PM   #65
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Jsarno isn't banned. But he is infamous for this thread...

http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...ce-needed.html (advice needed...)

It's 14 pages and blocks of text. But strap on your seat belt, a wild ride's ahead.
I think that thread was what finally made me take a step back and join the mostly lurking crowd.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:21 PM   #66
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I think that thread was what finally made me take a step back and join the mostly lurking crowd.
But we love you.

Don't just look and not touch. We like touching!

But honestly, in the vein of the Breakfast Club, he kinda dumped his purse on the couch and invited people into his problems.

We need a life section. Where people can talk about life.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:15 PM   #67
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Looked a little too done. I mean I don't like my ribs still oinking, but I don't exactly like them blackened either.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:30 AM   #68
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lol sounds like a classic...

ive seen hints, think it has to do with coverage of camp, not being granted that access due to politics
Right. And I told him I'd make a couple of phone calls and get him access. But just wait for me to take care of it first. Next morning "Hey I'm Joe Crisp, Smootsmack said you have a press pass for me" "No, sorry don't see your name on the list"...and well, Joe didn't take no for an answer easily

So that's when I got the phone call.
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Hate him or love him the guy didn't hide behind a keyboard. Multiply times he put himself out there. So at least on that level we should respect him.
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Right. And I told him I'd make a couple of phone calls and get him access. But just wait for me to take care of it first. Next morning "Hey I'm Joe Crisp, Smootsmack said you have a press pass for me" "No, sorry don't see your name on the list"...and well, Joe didn't take no for an answer easily

So that's when I got the phone call.
Wasn't there some talk of him sniffing around for a job at Redskins Park too? Something along those lines? Basically he didn't stay under the radar as he probably should have.
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Wasn't there some talk of him sniffing around for a job at Redskins Park too? Something along those lines? Basically he didn't stay under the radar as he probably should have.
Did he? I don't remember that. I mean I knew he wanted to get a more permanent media job. And I use that to help get him access. Didn't know he specifically was looking at Redskins Park though. I know the whole experience soured him on the Redskins.
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Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition

I need to read that thread of Jsarno's. I think I may have either taken an hiatus during the creation of that thread, or just wasn't lurking much in the "Parking Lot".
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But we love you.

Don't just look and not touch. We like touching!
But honestly, in the vein of the Breakfast Club, he kinda dumped his purse on the couch and invited people into his problems.

We need a life section. Where people can talk about life.
Just not in the Locker Room please. Keep all "touching" confined to the Parking Lot. You know, out in the open where it should be.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:23 AM   #74
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I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.
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Right. And I told him I'd make a couple of phone calls and get him access. But just wait for me to take care of it first. Next morning "Hey I'm Joe Crisp, Smootsmack said you have a press pass for me" "No, sorry don't see your name on the list"...and well, Joe didn't take no for an answer easily

So that's when I got the phone call.
LOL... so, do they refer to you at Smootsmack at redskins park, or are you just continuing to protect your secret identity? I would find it more amusing if they actually referred to you as smootsmack. I like to think that no one, even in the media, knows your true identity.
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