Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition

SmootSmack · 01-31-2013, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk

Wasn't there some talk of him sniffing around for a job at Redskins Park too? Something along those lines? Basically he didn't stay under the radar as he probably should have.

Did he? I don't remember that. I mean I knew he wanted to get a more permanent media job. And I use that to help get him access. Didn't know he specifically was looking at Redskins Park though. I know the whole experience soured him on the Redskins.

skinsguy · 01-31-2013, 10:00 AM

I need to read that thread of Jsarno's. I think I may have either taken an hiatus during the creation of that thread, or just wasn't lurking much in the "Parking Lot".

JoeRedskin · 01-31-2013, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

But we love you.

Don't just look and not touch. We like touching!
But honestly, in the vein of the Breakfast Club, he kinda dumped his purse on the couch and invited people into his problems.

We need a life section. Where people can talk about life.

Just not in the Locker Room please. Keep all "touching" confined to the Parking Lot. You know, out in the open where it should be.

JoeRedskin · 01-31-2013, 10:23 AM

I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.

BigHairedAristocrat · 01-31-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Right. And I told him I'd make a couple of phone calls and get him access. But just wait for me to take care of it first. Next morning "Hey I'm Joe Crisp, Smootsmack said you have a press pass for me" "No, sorry don't see your name on the list"...and well, Joe didn't take no for an answer easily

So that's when I got the phone call.

LOL... so, do they refer to you at Smootsmack at redskins park, or are you just continuing to protect your secret identity? I would find it more amusing if they actually referred to you as smootsmack. I like to think that no one, even in the media, knows your true identity.

SmootSmack · 01-31-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BigHairedAristocrat

LOL... so, do they refer to you at Smootsmack at redskins park, or are you just continuing to protect your secret identity? I would find it more amusing if they actually referred to you as smootsmack. I like to think that no one, even in the media, knows your true identity.

LOL. Not quite

Mattyk · 01-31-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Did he? I don't remember that. I mean I knew he wanted to get a more permanent media job. And I use that to help get him access. Didn't know he specifically was looking at Redskins Park though. I know the whole experience soured him on the Redskins.

My memory is a little hazy on the details now but when all the drama was going down I got an email from a guy claiming to be an intern at Redskins Park. He claimed that JC was a little too forward with the fact he was looking for a job. I don't recall if he said it was just a media job in general or something specific at Redskins Park but either way, he apparently rubbed some folks wrong on more than one occassion.

CRedskinsRule · 01-31-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.

And when you say "Physically" are we talking Parking Lot physical or Locker Room Physical?

(shame lockerroomman isn't here for these conversations)

Monkeydad · 01-31-2013, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Yup. And don't forget, punched out the food network exec.

And had a fake leg.

And was incredibly sanctimonious.

These are all important details.

He's probably rich somewhere. I bet.

He was a real pirate!

That man can grill like no one else though. That makes up for anything else.

Monkeydad · 01-31-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeRedskin

I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm.

Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet.

You worded that very poorly. Sounds bad!

FRPLG · 01-31-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

Jsarno isn't banned. But he is infamous for this thread...

http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...ce-needed.html (advice needed...)

It's 14 pages and blocks of text. But strap on your seat belt, a wild ride's ahead.

This and insisting against all rational argument that Roulette is a winnable game with his "system"

skinsguy · 01-31-2013, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeydad

you worded that very poorly. Sounds bad!

lol!!!

Monkeydad · 01-31-2013, 12:39 PM

JoeRedskin...there may be a thread in the Locker Room that interests you!

Just kidding, please don't come meet up with me physically.

FRPLG · 01-31-2013, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Monkeydad

JoeRedskin...there may be a thread in the Locker Room that interests you!

Just kidding, please come meat up me physically.

I fixed that for you.

JoeRedskin · 01-31-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FRPLG

I fixed that for you.

Hey, hey hey!! I am happy to say I have never met anyone's meat - either in the Parking Lot or the Locker Room.

Not that there is anything wrong with that ...

01-31-2013, 10:00 AM	#77
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 5,998	Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition I need to read that thread of Jsarno's. I think I may have either taken an hiatus during the creation of that thread, or just wasn't lurking much in the "Parking Lot". __________________ Not the same Skinsguy that posts on ES.

01-31-2013, 10:23 AM	#79
JoeRedskin Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50 Posts: 7,140	Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition I have physically met with several Warpathers: SBF, Jsarno, BrudLee, JoeCrisp, Jamf, Daseal, Summo and Malcolm. Apparently, I drive away half the Warpathers I meet. __________________ My Little Pony: Friendship is magic? or ... a repressive matriarchal society where individuals' roles are defined by their immutable physical characteristics and governance is reserved for those who demonstrate the genetic purity of the pony master race?

01-31-2013, 12:39 PM	#88
Monkeydad Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33 Posts: 14,884	Re: Where have they gone? The Warpath Edition JoeRedskin...there may be a thread in the Locker Room that interests you! Just kidding, please don't come meet up with me physically. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

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