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Old 04-09-2013, 01:55 PM   #1
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F...Cutting grass

Pulled the lawnmower out for the first time this season to hit a patch of grass already growing faster than the rest of the yard (f*cking nature) and as soon as I gassed it and checked the oil I noticed a oil stain in the shed round where the air filter is...long story short, I bought a new lawnmower at lowes Sunday. Lowes takes so much of my effin chedder. Anyways, I was thinking cutting grass really blows.Now with pollen and spring coming it will clog the nose and eventually take away endless amount of the summer drinking time.

Im thinking about putting in field turf, but Im sure will look funny around the 20+ trees on the 3/4 acre lot. Damn it, eff cutting grass.
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Pulled the lawnmower out for the first time this season to hit a patch of grass already growing faster than the rest of the yard (f*cking nature) and as soon as I gassed it and checked the oil I noticed a oil stain in the shed round where the air filter is...long story short, I bought a new lawnmower at lowes Sunday. Lowes takes so much of my effin chedder. Anyways, I was thinking cutting grass really blows.Now with pollen and spring coming it will clog the nose and eventually take away endless amount of the summer drinking time.

Im thinking about putting in field turf, but Im sure will look funny around the 20+ trees on the 3/4 acre lot. Damn it, eff cutting grass.
Step 1: Put black plastic all of your lawn.
Step 2: Wait for all grass to die.
Step 3: Install MOSS

It's soft, a sweet green color, and requires little maintenance just some shade! The classic win/win~!
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Purchase a goat. Goat gets grass, you get goat cheese.

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Sounds good, but will the grass stay dead? Kinda sounds like moss would be like zombie grass and come back to life.
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Purchase a goat. Goat gets grass, you get goat cheese.

Nature is groovy!
I just dont want the Goat constantly bitching about Shanny or the front office or Pierre Garcon. Probably be a real pain.
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Step 1: Put black plastic all of your lawn.
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Step 3: Install MOSS

It's soft, a sweet green color, and requires little maintenance just some shade! The classic win/win~!
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I just dont want the Goat constantly bitching about Shanny or the front office or Pierre Garcon. Probably be a real pain.
You make a good point. Rabbits?
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You could have a crop duster spray your property with Roundup once or twice a summer.
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Meh....I don't mind cutting the grass.
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I thought what I said was an obvious joke. I mean, why hire a crop duster when you can freeze the Roundup and then use a snowblower?
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:28 PM   #12
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Whats Edward Scissorhands up too these days? If he is in the unemployment line I gotta job...
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Old 04-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #13
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Hooray for my HOA which includes all outside maintenance. Hopefully I've mowed my last lawn.
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Re: F...Cutting grass

I actually like mowing the lawn.

Coming inside from working out in the yard smelling like gasoline and fresh cut grass... refreshing.
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I had 3 acres when we first got married and with no neighbors I'd cut grass on Thursday night. It was pretty common for me to be cutting grass at 10 or 11 pm with a stiff drink in my hand. My wife could tell how drunk I got by how many places I missed while cutting. I'm down to about a 1/2 acre and I still have the 50 inch mower so it does not take very long to cut. I like yard work after being behind a desk all day/week.
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