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Old 06-21-2005, 03:38 PM   #1
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What does YOUR daddy do?

And by daddy I mean you.

I've always wondered and kind of gleaned some information from recent posts about what people's careers are.

I'm a "Technology Integration Specialist" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.

What do the rest of you do?
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Old 06-21-2005, 03:47 PM   #2
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Re: What does YOUR daddy do?

I'm a "Network and Systems Engineer" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.
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Old 06-21-2005, 03:54 PM   #3
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Workers' Compensation Claims Specialist
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Old 06-21-2005, 03:56 PM   #4
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which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:01 PM   #5
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I'm a "Network and Systems Engineer" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.
Your counterpart where I work is in the office right next to mine.

Don't you just love how we can make our titles sound so important.
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:02 PM   #6
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All ya gotta' do is add "specialist" to end of a title and it instantly gains about 10 important points.
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:07 PM   #7
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Re: What does YOUR daddy do?

. o O(shouldn't it be Who is your daddy, and what does he do?)

I am an Internet Information Integration Specialist...which is just a fancy ass way of saying I manage a website.
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:21 PM   #8
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When I'm not out pimpin the ho's I am the Director of Marketing/Promotions for a radio station...that's my job for now at least
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which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.
Which back in the day would have been paper-pusher
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:23 PM   #10
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Specialist is a big term these days, so far in my work career I've been a Disability Specialist, a Customer Care Specialist, and a Medical Claims Specialist.

All three are basically the same thing... claims adjuster. LOL
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:29 PM   #11
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Back when I worked in a movie theater, I was a Ticket Sales Specialist.

Wow, I've never attached specialist to that before. Makes it sound SO much better.
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I am a programmer analyst which is a fancy-ass way of saying web programmer.
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Old 06-21-2005, 04:40 PM   #13
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On the Warpath we don't have Camp Scrubs....we have Camp Scrub Specialists!!
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Web programming SPECIALIST?
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slack off during the summer specialist
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