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Old 04-07-2004, 03:57 PM   #1
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Humorous lines for Conservatives

As stolen from the SpikeTV show "This Just In"

Newport on Gore
“Hey, if Al Gore doesn’t want Bush elected, maybe he should endorse him!”

Newport on Racial Profiling
“The hyphen (in a name) is evil. Al-Jazeera. Bin-Laden. Rodham Clinton. Evil. Evil, evil hyphen.”

Newport on Bush
“People keep saying Bush is an idiot, and he was responsible for 9/11. Hey, you can’t be an evil mastermind and a moron… so pick one!”

Newport on Lieberman
“He might be out of the race, but at least he got some good news. Sharper image licensed his voice to be used in one of their ambient noise sleep inducers. He’s going to be between “Babbling Brooke” and a Norah Jones song.”

Newport on voting
“Everybody’s vote shouldn’t be equal. Idiots making decisions for the rest of us is the reason is why Bruce Almighty won ‘The People’s Choice’ award.”

Newport on hygiene
“There are no more French Flags in the bathroom, so please feel free to use toilet paper.”

On how long it’s taking to rebuild Iraq
“It’s weird that it’s taking so long to rebuild Iraq. It only took three days to destroy it!”

On the democratic debates
“Watching democrats debate is like watching children put on a play. It’s cute, but it’s never gonna make it to Broadway.”

On Fans
“Fans are dangerous. Mark David Chapman? Fan. John Hinkley? Jodie Foster fan. The girl that killed Celine Dion? President of her fan club. I know it was actually Selina… but a guy can hope, right?”

On Kurt Kobain
“All I’m saying is he sobered up, realized he was married to Courtney Love, and took the easy way out.”
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Old 04-07-2004, 04:10 PM   #2
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Right on about the Kobain bit. I'd OD if I found out I was married to that train wreck too!
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:20 AM   #3
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Right on about the Kobain bit. I'd OD if I found out I was married to that train wreck too!
you mean blow your brains out, he didn't OD. used a shotgun if I remember it right. I feel sorry for their daughter, cuz I mean Courtney Love is a freaking wack job if I've ever seen one.
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:24 PM   #4
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That's right, I assume every rock star OD's to end it.
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Consider it an OD on buckshot.
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Consider it an OD on buckshot.
Booh-yah!
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That's right, I assume every rock star OD's to end it.
most of the great ones like hendrix did and do.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:34 AM   #8
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drowning in your own vomit is one of my favorites!
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Old 04-15-2004, 11:41 PM   #9
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Hard to believe it's been 10 years since Cobain died.

Like someone said above, gotta feel sorry for the kid, Frances Bean. If she grows up to be normal it will be a miracle.

The early 90's were a special time in music.
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:49 PM   #10
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This post is kidna old but I just saw it and remember a few weeks ago I was watching a show called Conspircy Theory. It made a pretty good case that he was actually murdered and couldnt have committed suicide based on the facts. Just thought id share.
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:51 PM   #11
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What were the facts that had them thinking it was a murder?
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:00 PM   #12
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I cant say that I remember much of it. Something about how he was on to many drugs at the time to have been able to do it. Something about the forensics of it. The fact that the gun had no fingerprints on it at all. ummm thats all I can think of, and dont quote me on those.
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Yeah I remember seeing that.

While we're on the topic of conspiracy theories I've also seen a show that made a convincing case that we never really went to the moon.
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Old 04-17-2004, 04:12 PM   #14
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yea ive studied that in school before, and looked though some books on it. Its very interesting and makes sense. I wouldnt be surprised if it was true. Atleast for the first time, perhaps we've been since. You guys think we have?
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back to the Bush topic for a second, check this out, LOL

http://www.biscottiemanette.it/bush%20or%20chimp.jpg
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