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Old 04-08-2004, 06:43 PM   #1
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WTF!!! Will this be all the rage at FedEx next fall?

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Old 04-08-2004, 07:39 PM   #2
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Great! The whole fanbase walking around with Space Hoppers shoved down their undies......
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Old 04-08-2004, 07:49 PM   #3
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the best part is

"to provide numbered apparel that could be used to win cash and/or prizes"

LOL is this for real?
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Old 04-08-2004, 10:36 PM   #4
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This guy make the "Pet Rock" guy look like Norman Einstein.
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:36 AM   #5
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Forgive my ignorance, but who was Norman Einstein? Alberts brother who may not have been as gifted? Or is it a huge compliment (which is my guess!)

Why do I have a feeling someone's going to lose a lot of money on this. It's not like padded pants are all that original, I used to wear padded shorts when I played soccer (depending on the field/position)
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Old 04-09-2004, 07:55 AM   #6
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Forgive my ignorance, but who was Norman Einstein? Alberts brother who may not have been as gifted? Or is it a huge compliment (which is my guess!)

Why do I have a feeling someone's going to lose a lot of money on this. It's not like padded pants are all that original, I used to wear padded shorts when I played soccer (depending on the field/position)
(Semi-)Famous Theismann quote where he said some person wasn't a genius. "A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Theismann himself, no genius.
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Old 04-09-2004, 09:11 AM   #7
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(Semi-)Famous Theismann quote where he said some person wasn't a genius. "A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." Theismann himself, no genius.
And of course what Theismann meant to say was "A genius is a guy like Norman Hand"...see? all norman hand jokes don't have to do with hand jobs
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Old 04-09-2004, 12:01 PM   #8
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Next up: Zubaz Fan Pants!!!
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:35 PM   #9
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Next up: Zubaz Fan Pants!!!
Now THAT is a viable marketing solution!:thumb:
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:49 PM   #10
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The thing I like most about these wonderful new pants is the contour-enhancing effect provided by the generous padding on the backside. Wow, comfort AND sexy curves! What will they think of next?

Now what am I going to do with all that money I had been saving for gluteal implants...:confused:

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Old 04-14-2004, 12:07 PM   #11
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I could just see a female asking if this makes my butt look big. He!! yes it does!!
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