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Old 04-04-2007, 04:06 PM   #1561
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The sad thing is... I'm totally that guy.

I'm a server, and call me a sell out, but I completely put on the "Hey guys, hows everyone doing!" routine for a dollar.

I'm the exact opposite type of customer though, if I'm at a table I just want the effing server to shut the hell up. I don't want to be swooned, I just want my damn food, and unless your a hot waitress, leave... and if your the hot waitress when you leave... do it slowly.
So you're Dr. Jerkyl and Mr. Hyde?

<Server Rob at table>
Golly gee, you've been the best customers all week. I have to go clock out now, so you have a stupendous evening and lifetime of health and happiness.


<Server Rob clocks out and leaves restaurant...customers come out and say "here's your tip for the great service, we didn't get a chance to give it to you since you were on the way out!">
SCREW YOU OLD GEEZERS! Walk up behind me like that again and you're getting the pepper spray. Keep your dirty money, I bet it has tuberculosis all over it!"
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:40 PM   #1562
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Adorable Fight - CollegeHumor video

just like south park
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Old 04-05-2007, 02:48 PM   #1563
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:06 PM   #1564
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One of the funniest videos I've seen on YouTube (NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26ftR1Xlls
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:27 PM   #1565
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JAY BUHNER STILL HAS THE MAGIC - With Leather

Don't let anyone tell you that Jay Buhner isn't confident about being a man's man.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:18 PM   #1566
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One of the funniest videos I've seen on YouTube (NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26ftR1Xlls
i like when the little monkey runs up and grabs his balls
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Old 04-09-2007, 02:44 AM   #1567
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:11 AM   #1568
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:23 PM   #1569
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Funny or Die
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:31 PM   #1570
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Superman Retires
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:11 PM   #1571
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:27 AM   #1572
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Old 04-18-2007, 06:20 AM   #1573
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i wonder if thats legit? the guy trying to check it out, and ended up running, is hysterical
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:31 AM   #1574
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I just read this today and i found it amazing that it has lasted this long crazy
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:31 AM   #1575
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Did you read every single post? If not, GET READIN'.
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