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Old 05-21-2007, 07:40 AM   #1726
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From this weeks "News of the Weird":

At a special session of Arizona's Court of Appeals in April, judges heard arguments on whether a bag of methamphetamine had been legally seized by police, who had a search warrant but not the authority to inspect body "cavities." The bag had been partially protruding from a certain cavity, and an officer pulled it out. The defense lawyer argued that the only legal precedent involved items hidden between posterior "cheeks" (i.e., where contraband would not be so secured), and thus that pulling it out was an invasion of privacy. However, the prosecutor, claiming that the bag was in plain sight and would have fallen out eventually, asked rhetorically, "Where does the butt end and the anus begin? ... The buttocks is just the bell end of the trumpet, and I don't think you (judges), for constitutional reasons, want to go there." [Sierra Vista Herald, 4-25-07]
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Old 05-21-2007, 07:42 AM   #1727
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Cops Getting No Respect: Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper's genitals. [Portsmouth Herald, 2-22-07]

Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for "spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast." [Edgware & Mill Hill Times (London), 4-12-07]
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:51 PM   #1728
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Cops Getting No Respect: Taryn McCarthy, 21, in the course of a contentious January arrest for DUI in Portsmouth, N.H., was further charged with five counts of simple assault, including four separate incidents of grabbing a state trooper's genitals. [Portsmouth Herald, 2-22-07]

Felicha Marin, 18, was charged with shoplifting shoes from a store in Richmond, England, in March, and (according to a report in the Edgware & Mill Hill Times) in the skirmish surrounding her arrest, she was charged with assault for "spray(ing) an officer with milk from her right breast." [Edgware & Mill Hill Times (London), 4-12-07]


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Old 05-25-2007, 08:36 PM   #1729
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FUNNY AND CUTE
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:01 PM   #1730
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MySpace Videos: 50 CENT / THE SIMPSONS by 50 CENT

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Old 05-30-2007, 09:24 PM   #1731
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Old 06-04-2007, 02:44 AM   #1732
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This ain't right:

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Old 06-04-2007, 03:17 AM   #1733
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Old 06-04-2007, 03:43 AM   #1734
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WTF? This is ridiculous. Are you homophobic or just insecure with your sexuality?
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Old 06-04-2007, 04:02 AM   #1735
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WTF? This is ridiculous. Are you homophobic or just insecure with your sexuality?
I was saying delete my post not yours. I was trying to post a link but changed my mind. Once you submit it, you can't delete it but they can. Sorry for the confusion.
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I was saying delete my post not yours. I was trying to post a link but changed my mind. Once you submit it, you can't delete it but they can. Sorry for the confusion.

My bad. I thought you wanted my post deleted.
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Old 06-05-2007, 03:02 AM   #1737
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Funniest shit ever!

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Don't get drunk at work functions! This kinda looks fake but it's still funny.

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Old 06-08-2007, 06:34 PM   #1739
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I couldn't remember if anybody had posted this anywhere or not but this link lets you watch older movies, movies still in the theater, the latest chuck lidell fight and more.

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Great Stuff!!!
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YouTube - dx and cryme time outside arena

am I the only one who finds this weird and kinda wrong?
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