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Old 05-20-2008, 10:40 AM   #2026
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's' names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all
named Leighroy.

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes, it make it easier. When it's time to get
'em out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to
stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy and all of 'em
stops. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?'

'Well, then I calls them by their last name.'
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Old 05-27-2008, 12:51 PM   #2027
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:09 PM   #2028
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A must-see video!

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Old 05-30-2008, 04:10 PM   #2029
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I keep opening yahoo only to see this picture:


Every time I see it I get scared and a single tear rolls down my cheek. I really wish it would go away.
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Old 06-04-2008, 01:05 AM   #2030
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What the hell is that thing next to her rear end
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Old 06-04-2008, 01:35 AM   #2031
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:49 AM   #2032
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Want to know what [most] guys really think? This rap pretty much sums it up. Warning NSFW Explicit lyrics and offensive language!

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Old 06-20-2008, 10:42 AM   #2033
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Old 07-07-2008, 04:43 PM   #2034
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I lol'ed pretty hard....
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Old 07-08-2008, 09:19 PM   #2035
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Old 07-25-2008, 05:33 PM   #2036
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She Has A Boyfriend!???
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:43 PM   #2037
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Old 07-26-2008, 03:16 PM   #2038
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Brian Bosworth Pwns N00bs

LOL Stone Cold was so bad that it actually kinda rocked
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Old 07-26-2008, 03:50 PM   #2039
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woow ive been gone for quite a bit an this shit is still goin on lol
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:50 PM   #2040
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so i was randomly searching youtube for some dumb song... and somehow stumbled upon this glorious masterpiece

i have no words that could possibly do justice to this awesome video.
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