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Old 01-26-2009, 08:19 PM   #2131
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wow... where the hell do you get those things? whose idea was it to actually market and manufacture a plush uterus? with detachable ovaries.
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Old 01-27-2009, 03:22 AM   #2132
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Holy crap that's hilarious. $250k for motorcycles! Priceless...
I think the thing that stood out to me the most was the fact that that woman's name is Gay. Gay?! Who the hell names their kid Gay?!
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:50 PM   #2133
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Old 01-28-2009, 08:19 AM   #2134
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I think the thing that stood out to me the most was the fact that that woman's name is Gay. Gay?! Who the hell names their kid Gay?!
My sister's piano teacher was named Gay. I know a couple of "Gays" mainly in New England.

A long time ago before man started stroking other man gay meant happy, now it just means two guys making out. Sad times. =)
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:27 PM   #2135
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Lol, I made this on the day the mods went away to express the chaos that was the unmoderated Warpath.

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Old 02-04-2009, 04:47 AM   #2136
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:17 AM   #2137
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:35 AM   #2138
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WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES


Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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Old 02-04-2009, 08:46 AM   #2139
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My sister's piano teacher was named Gay. I know a couple of "Gays" mainly in New England.

A long time ago before man started stroking other man gay meant happy, now it just means two guys making out. Sad times. =)
My great Grandmother's last name was Gay, and every 5 years we have a big old Gay Reunion.

I am actually a decendant of John Gay.

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Old 02-04-2009, 09:05 AM   #2140
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My great Grandmother's last name was Gay, and every 5 years we have a big old Gay Reunion.

I am actually a decendant of John Gay.

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No offense but that picture looks like a woman.
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:24 AM   #2141
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No offense but that picture looks like a woman.
Sorry, they wore wigs back then. (Edit: It is not a wig though. end edit)


Is this better. http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb...4-7C4E99AB.jpg

FYI, I look nothing like the man.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:09 PM   #2142
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come on angry, come clean
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:18 PM   #2143
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come on angry, come clean
Alright, add some hair to his head and face and a bit of muscle on the upper body and you've got me...when I was 20.
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:43 PM   #2144
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Old 02-06-2009, 05:13 AM   #2145
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Just a little weird if you ask me.

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