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Old 08-17-2011, 03:43 PM   #3646
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Cowboys fan on the job:

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Old 08-17-2011, 03:46 PM   #3647
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Using two cellphones at the same time while driving? I guess they really do everything bigger in Texas. And the irony in that picture is amazing.
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Old 08-18-2011, 03:45 AM   #3648
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Funny sitcom that got cut way to short. Starred Jon Cryer, Paget Brewster, David Krumholtz, and Larry Joe Michael. More episodes can be found on YouTube.
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:08 AM   #3649
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I'll be rocking a pair of these beauties as soon as they ship:



For clarity sake I mean the boots, not the dudes.
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Old 08-18-2011, 11:47 AM   #3650
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page . . . So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The reporter finishes up his notes and leaves.

The following morning the biker found he really was the day's headline news. In great big bold print the paper's headline read:




U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT


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Old 08-19-2011, 11:39 AM   #3651
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Old 08-20-2011, 01:48 AM   #3652
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Old 08-20-2011, 05:31 PM   #3653
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That picture came from a website that listed top NFL effeminate pictures, including the Tom Brady goat picture, so Firstdown isn't far from the mark.
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Not sure where this fits in... but i think its pretty funny:

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Old 08-21-2011, 03:41 AM   #3654
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Old 08-21-2011, 01:43 PM   #3655
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Old 08-22-2011, 02:16 PM   #3656
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Am I banned yet?

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Old 08-22-2011, 02:23 PM   #3657
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You miss having that power don't you?
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Old 08-22-2011, 03:09 PM   #3658
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You miss having that power don't you?
I certainly miss being unpleasant and having the power of 'BAN!', yes.

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Old 08-22-2011, 06:39 PM   #3659
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Ahahahahahahaha! Not as easy as it looks on tv, is it sweetie?

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Old 08-22-2011, 07:15 PM   #3660
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Nothing super, happy, or fun about that
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