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Old 08-26-2011, 01:02 AM   #3646
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The funniest joke from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

1. Nick Helm: 'I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.'

2. Tim Vine: 'Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.'

3. Hannibal Buress: 'People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.'

4. Tim Key: 'Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought ... once you've hired the car...'

5. Matt Kirshen: 'I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.'

6. Sarah Millican: 'My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.'

7. Alan Sharp: 'I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.'

8. Mark Watson: 'Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.'

9. Andrew Lawrence: 'I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.'

10. DeAnne Smith: 'My friend died doing what he loved ... heroin.'


I'd have voted for 2 and 5.

This may also partially explain my sense of humor to the uninitiated.
My favs are highlighted. Absolutely loved #3. That's gotta be my favorite brand of humor.
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Kinda disappointed in SE baltimore right now . .nothing WTF happened lately it seems . .the best i could find besides robbers putting a knife to a 4 month old babies throat and a guy trying to stab his mom with scissors . . I promise if the police blotter doesnt produce something funny next week im hitting the streets..

100 block S. Broadway, Sunday, Aug. 7, 12:12 a.m.: A woman told police that a man she didnít know bought her a case of beer for her birthday. When she tried to go back into a bar he got angry and hit her over the head with two of the beer bottles, causing cuts to her face and head.

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Old 08-26-2011, 06:18 PM   #3648
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Old 08-26-2011, 07:38 PM   #3650
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stropping? honing? how quaint.
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A KISS version of the Teletubbies and a shaving ad made for kids? What in the hell is going on here? I feel like Alvin Walton should have his own Abnormal Creepy and Weird Thread.
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A KISS version of the Teletubbies and a shaving ad made for kids? What in the hell is going on here? I feel like Alvin Walton should have his own Abnormal Creepy and Weird Thread.
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WOW! I love that poster. I might have to hang this up in my bathroom, not even joking.

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Call me old but it's the only way to shave.
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A KISS version of the Teletubbies and a shaving ad made for kids? What in the hell is going on here? I feel like Alvin Walton should have his own Abnormal Creepy and Weird Thread.
Actually, I'm proud of him. He's caught on!
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