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Old 12-05-2011, 07:25 PM   #3766
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Old 12-06-2011, 02:31 AM   #3767
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This Is What Happens To Your Face When You Try To Rob An MMA Expert


Anthony Miranda, a 24-year-old from Chicago, allegedly attempted a robbery on the Southwest Side of the city late Friday night. Police say he strolled up to a parked car, asked the driver for a light, and then pulled out a handgun.

The driver was reportedly an MMA fighter, and a few minutes later, Miranda had a bullet in his ankle courtesy of his own gun, the battered mug you see above, and a court date. From the Tribune's report:

The man in the car replied that he didn't have a light, and the other man pulled out a handgun and demanded the driver's valuables, Mirabelli said. The driver handed over his cash, wallet and valuables, and the gunman then ordered him out of the car.

At some point, the older man was able to grab hold of the handgun, and during a struggle, the robber discharged a round, striking himself in the ankle, Mirabelli said.

His target, described only as an "older man," told police that he competes in Ultimate Fighting Championships. Chicago Police won't release his name, but if any loyal members of the Deadspin I-Team have any idea which MMA fighter beat the shit out of his would-be assailant in Chicago on Friday night, please let us know.
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:38 AM   #3768
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^ Super? Happy? or Fun? I am confused where that post falls.
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:07 PM   #3769
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^ Super? Happy? or Fun? I am confused where that post falls.
All of the above, unless you are the robber.
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Old 12-06-2011, 07:46 PM   #3771
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All of the above, unless you are the robber.
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Old 12-06-2011, 10:49 PM   #3772
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Dude is flying for like 70 seconds.....AMAZING stuff...
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Brent Morgan, 20, was arrested in Prince George, British Columbia, in October on three counts related to the attempted theft of a Corvette. Morgan had seen the car in a driveway, jumped in and locked the doors. However, the owner had been in the process of charging the battery, which was still too weak for the car to start and for the door locks to continue working. Feeling trapped and sensing that the owner had called the police, Morgan panicked and began using any available tool inside the car to smash the window. According to the police report, officers arrived just as Morgan had broken open the driver's side window, but too late for Morgan to realize that he could have exited the car by manually lifting the door lock with his fingers. [The Citizen (Prince George), 10-24-2011]
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Well I guess that answers the question of "has inadvertent racism ever appeared on a game show."
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Old 12-19-2011, 08:56 AM   #3779
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This will solve some myths.

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Old 12-21-2011, 09:39 PM   #3780
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What has Vinny been up to since he left the Redskins? Word on the street is, he's up to some dope shit now. His mike game does all the talkin, and I do mean all.
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