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Old 02-23-2012, 05:31 AM   #3871
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Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis,
38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steerin g-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After Traveling Approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged, and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exiting the pavement, and striking a tree Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might both be dead," stated Wallis " I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia (Poole's wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck???

(Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did, in fact, effectively remove himself from the gene pool.)
just wow... they couldn't just take the radio fuse and swap it? or a paperclip at worst?
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:01 PM   #3872
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:06 PM   #3873
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Damn. I saw that on FB two hours ago but I can't post links from my phone.

But seriously, how the f do you get a tattoo of your significant other somewhere obvious on your body after a week of dating? That's crazy stupid.
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:27 PM   #3874
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Super, happy AND fun!

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Old 02-24-2012, 06:31 PM   #3875
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Damn. I saw that on FB two hours ago but I can't post links from my phone.

But seriously, how the f do you get a tattoo of your significant other somewhere obvious on your body after a week of dating? That's crazy stupid.
Are you saying I shouldn't have got a tattoo of SS on my arse after the first thread of mine he locked down?

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Old 02-24-2012, 06:48 PM   #3876
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Are you saying I shouldn't have got a tattoo of SS on my arse after the first thread of mine he locked down?

Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Old 02-28-2012, 06:44 PM   #3878
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In Mens Health it says that having sex burns as many calories as jogging 8 miles.

Who can run 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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Old 03-01-2012, 09:36 PM   #3879
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In Mens Health it says that having sex burns as many calories as jogging 8 miles.

Who can run 8 miles in 30 seconds?


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Old 03-01-2012, 09:54 PM   #3880
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This is just precious.
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Old 03-01-2012, 10:18 PM   #3881
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Cute, reminds me of my niece
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That's a classic. I wish I had all that energy.
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, but your duck has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"



"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.


"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.



As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head from side to side.


The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat.



The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said earlier, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet then turned to his computer terminal, and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.



The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?"


The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

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That's a classic. I wish I had all that energy.
I wish I could get my son to run the drills that well!


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Old 03-09-2012, 01:44 PM   #3885
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