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Old 08-29-2013, 12:52 PM   #4486
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f*cking hilarious
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:10 PM   #4487
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I never eat fast food burgers.....


But now I'm tempted.
Plot twist: The employee was Kate Upton.
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And the funny?
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:14 PM   #4489
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Plot twist: The employee was Kate Upton.
She works at McDonald's? That explains her pudgy gut.
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She works at McDonald's? That explains her pudgy gut.
Yeah she is so fat and ugly. Hideous really.
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Old 08-29-2013, 01:18 PM   #4491
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And the funny?
People like you with no sense of humor. Lighten up, man! Don't be so defensive/protective. No matter who you wasted a vote on, you have to think that man's behavior is funny.

I laughed at President Bush plenty, he was a funny man.

It's OK to laugh at the President...I promise I won't call you a racist.
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People like you with no sense of humor. Lighten up, man! Don't be so defensive/protective. No matter who you wasted a vote on, you have to think that man's behavior is funny.

I laughed at President Bush plenty, he was a funny man.

It's OK to laugh at the President...I promise I won't call you a racist.
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I am confused maybe some one else can watch it and find the funny.
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Don't ruin the thread with negativity. This is super, happy and funny too.



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A Letter From Fred - *OFFICIAL DOCUMENTARY* "Oh Sweet Lorraine" An Amazing Song Written by Fred! - YouTube
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Coworkers Nationwide Embrace Tearfully After Painful 3-Day Separation

WASHINGTON—With tears of relief streaming down their faces, coworkers around the nation wrapped one another in jubilant embraces Tuesday to celebrate the blessed end of their Labor Day weekend separation, sources confirmed. “I missed you so much! Thank God we’re back together again!” employees across the United States reportedly said to one another between whoops of joy, all while lifting each other up in emotional bear hugs. “Worst three days of my life! It felt like months. The only thing I thought about the whole time—while I was sleeping in and having backyard cookouts—was your faces and how much I missed them.
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Onion Sports is preparing fans for the upcoming 2013 NFL season by ranking players at every position. Here’s a helpful guide to the league’s best cornerbacks.

10. Patrick Peterson: Large physical corner with blazing speed who should have been ranked in the top three, but the intern ****ed up and now we’ll never hear the end of it from bitchy know-it-alls

9. Cortland Finnegan: Since following head coach Jeff Fisher from the Titans to the Rams in 2012, Finnegan has proven that he’s still among the league’s best at being a dirty, piece-of-shit cheap-shot artist

8. DeAngelo Hall: Has an amazing knack for gaining separation from a receiver

7. Janoris Jenkins: Surprised critics in his rookie season when he finished with 73 tackles, 14 pass defenses, and zero drug arrests

6. Champ Bailey: We’ve heard he’s good; honestly, we’re not sure what the criteria for identifying a good cornerback is exactly

5. Johnathan Joseph: The Texans cornerback is feared around the league for his fierce backpedal

4. Tim Jennings: Jennings had a league-high nine interceptions last year, though he ultimately hurt his team as each one resulted in the Bears’ offense getting the ball

3. Antonio Cromartie: Relies on excellent size, speed, and explosiveness to fertilize ovum

2. Darrelle Revis: Year after year, Revis is the only player on this list you’ve heard of

1. Richard Sherman: Raised eyebrows this offseason when he declared himself the best cornerback in the league, but he's a professional football player, so he would probably be the go-to authority on this kind of thing
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