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| Pro Bowl ![]() Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: College Park; where they chop cars
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! i am to sad to be happy that was a heart-breaking lossby the way did you pop the question malcolm?
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| Assistant Commander of Kool-Aid ![]() ![]() Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! No BSB, too depressed for one. And for two, I spontaneously started driving south and made it about 90 miles before she decided to tell me this and I quote: "I hope we're not going out of town because I have a meeting I can't miss tomorrow." hence nixing my proposal attempt. Oh well, I have about 10 other ideas. It'll happen, most likely when we find out the Skins make the playoffs.
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| Fight for old DC! ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Falls Church, VA
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Quote:
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| Playmaker ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! "Hey there sweetie, how old are you?" "16." "18? You're first." "Mom!" "I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!" "Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time." ![]()
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| Playmaker ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on. (They all drink.) Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife. (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.) Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom. (Only Quagmire drinks.) ****About 33 drinks later**** Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence. Quagmire: Oh God. (Quagmire takes a drink.) Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself. Quagmire: Oh come on! (Quagmire drinks again.) Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics. Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
__________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... Lions players are going quit playing football and take their rightfull place in the Redskins players wives section of the stadium, because the Skins have just made them their B-I-itch! - Courtesy of Angry |
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| Assistant Commander of Kool-Aid ![]() ![]() Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! Another classic... Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose? Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body? Brooke: What? Quagmire: Yes.
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| Playmaker ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! ![]()
__________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... Lions players are going quit playing football and take their rightfull place in the Redskins players wives section of the stadium, because the Skins have just made them their B-I-itch! - Courtesy of Angry |
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| Playmaker ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD
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| Re: Super Happy Fun Thread! ![]()
__________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... Lions players are going quit playing football and take their rightfull place in the Redskins players wives section of the stadium, because the Skins have just made them their B-I-itch! - Courtesy of Angry |
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