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Old 08-01-2006, 10:36 AM   #991
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bsb, if that cat did that to me he would find him self inside a running microwave
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:57 AM   #992
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Rock, Paper, Scissors can get really intense
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:33 PM   #993
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I have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and that was the reason for the hospitalization. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:37 PM   #994
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Bohnzie, now more than ever before, you are my hero.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:39 PM   #995
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i wish i could take credit for that...it was a joke i got in my email today. i spit coke zero out of my nose and onto my monitor...the government won't be too happy about that.
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:12 PM   #996
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dude, that is one funny story
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Old 08-02-2006, 12:32 AM   #997
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How was O.A.R.? I assume that because i don't see you being the Kenny Chesney type...
Yeah it was OAR. It was really good. They didn't play that new shit you hear on the radio alone. I like a lot of their old songs and they played the ones that made me like them.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:33 AM   #998
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TSHT is turning 1000.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:42 AM   #999
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speaking of OAR, they came to WVU last fall and they were pretty awful... i hate there newer stuff, can we go back in time and have OAR break up and Dispatch stay together?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:46 AM   #1000
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I saw them last summer at Merriweather, and they did play a lot of their newer stuff, so me and my friends were pretty bored. but if the BSB is right, that they're playing more of a mix, leaning towards older stuff, then no way should they break up.

first time i saw them was at my wife's college, sitting in a lawn chair, putting away 2/3rds of a 30 pack. saw Carbon Leaf, Virginia Coalition and Jah Works that weekend as well.

wow...and i got SHFT's 1000 post. What an honor!
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1000th reply. NICE.
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I am the creator, I am the 1000th post. The alpha and the omega.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:31 AM   #1003
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What does this mean? Have we reached a New Age of Reason? Nice to see that the thread's focus was about promoting humor rather than bitterly complaining about something.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:34 AM   #1004
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we really needed humor when this thread was created. the skins were in a serious funk and this thread turned things around for them.
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Old 08-02-2006, 09:35 AM   #1005
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Dude I swear if you do not start with this thread everyday at 8am, you end up getting so lost trying to jump into it about an hour later.
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