Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Board Management > Playbook


Official April Fools Thread

Playbook


View Poll Results: What is the April fool?
1. HOF Coach Gibbs Retires! 7 21.88%
2. Cousin Vinnie fired! 6 18.75%
3. Trade up/down! 4 12.50%
4. Moderators take over and ban everyone! 15 46.88%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-01-2007, 09:16 AM   #1
The Starter
 
backrow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: 36.28 x 76.22
Age: 62
Posts: 1,799
Official April Fools Thread

This is the Official April Fools Thread. What will the "foolish" joke be this year? Cousin Vinnie fired! Trading up for Russell, Johnson, etc., Briggs trade finalized, or, HOF Coach Gibbs retirement plans. I should have added two more choices on the Poll: Bring back LaVarr or not, and has the Portis trade been better than keeping Champ! Darn!
__________________
'37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!
backrow is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 04-01-2007, 09:34 AM   #2
Playmaker
 
skinsfan_nn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Newport News,Virginia
Age: 49
Posts: 4,495
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Vinnie, it's time for you to fly. NO JOKIN!
__________________
"There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68

THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!
skinsfan_nn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 10:51 AM   #3
Registered User
 
redskinsfanatic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 542
Re: Official April Fools Thread

parcell's named redskins special teams coach!
redskinsfanatic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 10:52 AM   #4
The Starter
 
drew54's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: IOWA
Age: 31
Posts: 1,284
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Real World Breaking News! - Nothing but the truth!
__________________
No pressure, no diamonds.
drew54 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 11:14 AM   #5
Impact Rookie
 
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Fayetteville, NC
Age: 29
Posts: 896
Re: Official April Fools Thread

I've decided to become a Cowboys fan
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 04:56 PM   #6
Franchise Player
 
ArtMonkDrillz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 31
Posts: 7,940
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Dan Snyder got sick of all the negativity here and bought TheWarpath.net. We're all banned for insubordination.
__________________
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
ArtMonkDrillz is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 05:22 PM   #7
Wildcard Bitches
 
RobH4413's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bethesda, MD
Age: 28
Posts: 2,477
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Since we're all banned, and since Snyder bought the "Johnny Rockets" 50's style restaurant chain, I've opted to serve up some fresh 50's style chicken zingers with all my extra free time. Hook-ups for everyone except AMD.
__________________
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
RobH4413 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 06:03 PM   #8
The Starter
 
Darrell_Green_28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Greensboro, North Carolina
Age: 45
Posts: 1,959
Re: Official April Fools Thread

McNABB TO RETIRE?

Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is contemplating retirement, a source close to McNabb tells us.

Per the source, McNabb has grown weary of rehabbing the ACL that he tore last season, and he has decided that he has had enough.

"He always gets hurt," said the source. "And he thinks that it's just going to happen again. So why bother spending all the time and effort getting healthy?"

McNabb has missed extensive time over the past several years with a broken ankle, a hernia, and the ACL tear.

The primary in-house options for the Eagles to replace him would be A.J. Feeley and Kelly Holcomb. Holcomb was acquired a few days ago in a trade with the Bills. They also could bring in a proven veteran, such as Jeff George.
Darrell_Green_28 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 08:46 PM   #9
Franchise Player
 
ArtMonkDrillz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
Age: 31
Posts: 7,940
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by RobH4413 View Post
Since we're all banned, and since Snyder bought the "Johnny Rockets" 50's style restaurant chain, I've opted to serve up some fresh 50's style chicken zingers with all my extra free time. Hook-ups for everyone except AMD.
I knew banning people would come back to haunt me, but I never expected to miss out on free chicken zingers. Curse this awesome responsibility I've been given!!!
__________________
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
ArtMonkDrillz is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2007, 09:30 PM   #10
You did WHAT?!?
 
EARTHQUAKE2689's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna.
Age: 25
Posts: 11,722
Re: Official April Fools Thread

Norv Turner is the consensus pre-season coach of the year, mike vick will lead the league in completion percentage and the oakland raiders will win 14 games this season

oh yeah i forgot to mention pac man jones and chris henry are both finalists for the humantarian of the year award and have been asked to speak to children all over the country
__________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpp3ycMvQd0

This is why you need Mentos. To justify your questionable problem solving skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7geP5ev0VI

Awesome isn't it.
EARTHQUAKE2689 is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:43 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.31567 seconds with 10 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25