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[quote=mheisig]Oh, since it was mentioned, no great pooh stories lately. In fact, a rather disappointing month altogether.

The first three weeks of the Academy I was so on edge and anxious and my diet so inconsistent, my bowels simply couldn't manage their usual impressive feats.

The rattled nerves made for a completely different experience. Ya know the EZ Cheeze that comes in a can? It was kind of like that.[/quote]

HAHA! Having spent my time in the military I know what you mean. It was about 3 weeks for me as well. I remember asking a couple guys if they had crapped since they'd been here and it was a unanimous: no. We thought it was some sort of anti-Exlax or something. Nice to know it happened to the Grand Poopa. Stay cool (literally).

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[quote=Beemnseven]... the actor Dabney Coleman?

He was great in [I]9 to 5[/I], then boom, he's nowhere to be found.[/quote]

This is really funny because I just read this thread today. When folks started throwing wrestlers out there I wondered about Randy Savage. Now what would Dabney Coleman and Randy Savage have to do with eachother ????? This is .....

[B]She's Got Big Thoughts, Big Dreams, And A Big Brown Mercedes Sedan
[/B]The seventh season of VH-1's [B][I]The Surreal Life[/B][/I] kicks off filming this fall with perhaps the best crew of housemates ever, including professional poker player Phil Hellmuth, a member of Blue Man Group, [B]Dabney Coleman[/B], Carrot Top, and [B]Macho Man Randy Savage[/B].



By the way. Where in the hell is Michael Dudikoff ????

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Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.[/quote]


What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.

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[quote=12thMan]What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.[/quote]

Don't forget the "marbling".

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there was none of that stuff. It was just a stinky mess. I even offended myself with it.

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$20 says Macho Man beats someone up in that house, and my money's on him decking Phil Hellmuth.

And AMD...dude. until you're ready, one must limit their bean intake to one meal a day...2 meals is overkill, especially if you get black beans at Chipotle.

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I figure I'd dig this one up....so where in the hell is PWND these days?

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I was reading it, and like.....wait, TMC is ....already.....married!

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This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?

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Jennifer Aniston

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[quote=Mattyk72;323592]This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?[/quote]


That one is out of my reach! Who was this joker?

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Where the hell is my girlfriend?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;323608]Where the hell is my girlfriend?[/quote]
in your head?


Right here with me?

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[quote=BigSKINBauer;323612]in your head?


Right here with me?[/quote]

nah shes at work