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maybe she's a squirter

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LOL, that is gross, hahahaha.

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[quote=tryfuhl;674182]maybe she's a squirter[/quote]

That is the jackpot of all jackpots !!!!!!

If you find one you better put a ring on that joint !

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;674394]That is the jackpot of all jackpots !!!!!!

If you find one you better put a ring on that joint ![/quote]


Or better yet, let someone else put a ring on her and borrow her when you feel like breaking out the rubber sheets!

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Oh no, I kept mine !

I've met youngins that say they do but they lie, mine is LEGIT !!!! Damn I love that broad ! Yes I said broad. Hell I put my season tickets on her finger I can call that bitch what I want! LOL ! Damn I need to stop. That bitch would kick my ass if she knew I called her a broad. Okay seriously I'm done for real.

Ben is SO WASTED in those pictures. You can tell he was like, "I'm so gonna bang these chicks."

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;674512]Oh no, I kept mine !

I've met youngins that say they do but they lie, mine is LEGIT !!!! Damn I love that broad ! Yes I said broad. Hell I put my season tickets on her finger I can call that bitch what I want! LOL ! Damn I need to stop. That bitch would kick my ass if she knew I called her a broad. Okay seriously I'm done for real.

Ben is SO WASTED in those pictures. You can tell he was like, "I'm so gonna bang these chicks."[/quote]


Did you seriously just post this about your wife to be? Wow just wow.

To steal Matty's thunder from an earlier thread "You might be a redneck..."

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;674512]Oh no, I kept mine !

I've met youngins that say they do but they lie, mine is LEGIT !!!! Damn I love that broad ! Yes I said broad. Hell I put my season tickets on her finger I can call that bitch what I want! LOL ! Damn I need to stop. That bitch would kick my ass if she knew I called her a broad. Okay seriously I'm done for real.

Ben is SO WASTED in those pictures. You can tell he was like, "I'm so gonna bang these chicks."[/quote]


This is hilarious! If she is 3 feet tall with DDs, no teeth and a flat head to hold a beer she is perfect!

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[quote=mredskins;674520]Did you seriously just post this about your wife to be? Wow just wow.

To steal Matty's thunder from an earlier thread "You might be a redneck..."[/quote]

Yeah well I might be a rednick but some and I mean SOME rednecks might not want me in their inner circle. Wouldn't quite fit the description, got a little too much die in my skin. So my neck would get really really brown. But, she is my wife. I'm stuck in this jail forever, I love her though ! She hates when I rap this Jay-Z line,..

I'm on her bra strap she's on my dick,
ain't nothin wrong with that, that's my biiiiitch !

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;674532]This is hilarious! If she is 3 feet tall with DDs, no teeth and a flat head to hold a beer she is perfect![/quote]

Bridget the Midget! :headbange

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[quote=53Fan;674552]Bridget the Midget! :headbange[/quote]

I always tried to convince myself that I could do a midget but I really can't fathom it. Nothing against a midget but I don't know if I could get over the hands.

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;674537]Yeah well I might be a rednick but some and I mean SOME rednecks might not want me in their inner circle. Wouldn't quite fit the description, got a little too much die in my skin. So my neck would get really really brown. But, she is my wife. I'm stuck in this jail forever, I love her though ! She hates when I rap this Jay-Z line,..

I'm on her bra strap she's on my dick,
ain't nothin wrong with that, that's my biiiiitch ![/quote]

This thread:

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[quote=buster;674622]this thread:

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!

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I agree that this thread has :Flush:

Let's not sink to a sub-ES level here.

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I apologize, please go on and continue the intellectual conversation that was derailed at post #140.

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man the freaks sure have come out this morning haha