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the sad thing is, I'm somewhat busy today but my work is very boring so I did that instead. Not like I'm on a dealine for some of this stuff... :(

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz][B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].[/quote]

that shit is baller.

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[B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [I][B]consecutive[/B][/I] loss Bill "The [I][B]Coochie-smell[/B][/I][B][/B]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [I][B]sphinctor of solitude[/B][/I]. This was the [I][B]sexual rendezvous[/B][/I] that the whole [I][B]country[/B][/I] had been [I][B]predicting[/B][/I] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [I][B]Rice Krispie Treats[/B][/I].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [I][B]f-ing douchebag[/B][/I] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [I][B]Cooch[/B][/I], I just feel like my [I][B]asshole[/B][/I] is all [I][B]swollen[/B][/I]. I played like a(n) [I][B]stupid asshole[/B][/I] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [I][B]ding dong[/B][/I]. I can bring this team to the [I][B]Gay Pride March[/B][/I] if the team will just [I][B]cornhole[/B][/I] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [I][B]jerking[/B][/I] this already! The team is [I][B]flaming[/B][/I] and you have [I][B]0[/B][/I] touchdowns. If I didn't have [I][B]huge man-tits[/B][/I] I'd [I][B]cornhole[/B][/I] your ass to the [I][B]moon[/B][/I] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [I][B]f-ing douchebag[/B][/I] but old Jerry "The [B][I]Rob Schneider[/I][/B]" Jones just had to [I][B]violate[/B][/I] you! Now I'm [I][B]done[/B][/I] with you until I [I][B]take a shit[/B][/I] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [I][B]use nunchukus[/B][/I] with out the [I][B]Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles[/B][/I], so you have to [I][B]roll[/B][/I] with it. This will be a real [I][B]80s flashback-type [/B][/I]second half of the season if I'm [I][B]eating pizza[/B][/I]. Get me the and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [B][I][B]make out[/B][/I][/B] with Roy Williams to [B][I]listen to[/I][/B] some [B][I]N'Sync.[/I][/B].

Got...tired...too...many...blanks.

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[quote=hooskins]that shit is baller.[/quote]

It's the most ballin'ist shit evah!

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[B]The Meeting[/B]

Midway through the season, after another [I][B]unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)[/B][/I]loss Bill "The [I][B]Reach-Around[/B][/I]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [I][B]Dungeon of Despair[/B][/I]. This was the [I][B]second time [/B][/I]that the whole [I][B]roll of anal floss[/B][/I] had been [B][I]set aside[/I][/B] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [I][B]Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys.[/B][/I]
"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [B][I]blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism [/I][/B]all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [B][I]Rat[/I][/B], I just feel like my [I][B]self-centered ego[/B][/I] is all [I][B]I've got[/B][/I]. I played like a(n) [I][B]limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water [/B][/I]in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [I][B]chocolate starfish[/B][/I]. I can bring this team to the [B][I]brink of hell [/I][/B]if the team will just [I][B]deny[/B][/I] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [I][B]mouthing off to the press about[/B][/I] this already! The team is [I][B]nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins[/B][/I] and you have [B][I]30[/I][/B] touchdowns. If I didn't have [B][I]an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill [/I][/B]I'd [I][B]felch[/B][/I] your ass to the [I][B]nearest pet store[/B][/I] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [I][B]easy lay [/B][/I]but old Jerry "The [B][I]Do I Look Younger Now?[/I][/B]" Jones just had to [I][B]pay top dollar for[/B][/I] you! Now I'm [I][B]in love[/B][/I] with you until I [I][B]quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens [/B][/I]at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [I][B]grow up [/B][/I]with out the [B][I]knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead[/I][/B], so you have to [B][I]put up with me and deal[/I][/B] with it. This will be a real [I][B]rat smelling type of [/B][/I]second half of the season if I'm [B][I]back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB[/I][/B]. Get me the and I'll take you [B][I]to the limit[/I][/B] in February. Otherwise, you can [B]Lock, Stock[/B] and Two [B]Smoking Gunbarrels[/B]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [B][I][B]bitterly complain to the media [/B][/I][/B]with Roy Williams to [B][I]try to get [/I][/B]some [B][I]more disrespect from the general public.[/I][/B].



AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.

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too time consuming, considering i've got one foot out the door...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.[/quote]

Literally, the nastiest word ever!

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There's this guy who works who is gay and his name rhymes with that, so we call him Felcher.

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that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.

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Yes, I tend to not be so nasty for some reason because I feel like no one would appreciate it.

Be prepared for CRAZY NASTY with the next Mad Lib. But I'm done for the day.

Malcolm...OUT.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.[/quote]

Sad that this goes down as my most productive accomplishment at work today. Oh well, can't wait till the next one!

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i should start a new daily mad libs thread, because we've seriously hijacked this one. Who is this GTripp character anyways?

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Actually, we should have a "PG" rated Mad-Libs and a "R" rated Mad-Libs. Some people may get pretty offended with the material we put on here.

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Hey, I have nothing to do with the disgusting minds of some of you people. I'm just demonstrating my new found talent for creating Mad Libs.