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[QUOTE=angryssg;327004]For the sake of arguement, how many times in a womans life will she give birth. Well, judging by the average American family 2 1/2, so we'll just round that up to 3. The average length of labor is approx 4 hours. So a woman will go through roughly 12 hours of terrible pain in her life due to labor. [/quote]

Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327001] As you guys and girl may very well know already, the server for this site went down last night. [/QUOTE]

I was wondering what happened. I was expecting to see posts from quake about him wanting to string me up by my toenails for falling asleep again or something. :D

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[quote=jsarno;327087]Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.[/quote]
My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod;327095]My wife had what the doctors called "back labor" for 2 out of our 3 kids and let me tell you, she was in constant pain.[/QUOTE]

Well, there are always those complications...I am talking about the average pregnancy.
Trust me, I know about wierd pregnancies...I lost a daughter to one and almost a wife.

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[quote=gibbsisgod;327011]not that I want to argue with you on behalf of a woman but my wife has 3 kids and her shortest time in labor was 5 hours. Her longest was 19 hours. Where did you come up with the number 4.[/quote]

Hand to hand combat, some guys fight like sissies, but understandable when its life or death. But it happens in training occaisionally.

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[quote=jsarno;327087]Just wanted to point out that woman are not in constant pain during labor. They happen in waves. The first labor pains could be 30 minutes apart and last 3 seconds. The last will be under 3 minutes in frequency and last maybe 5-9 seconds. Point being, it's not constant.[/quote]


Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327137]Gee you think? After all of my children, I had no idea.[/QUOTE]


But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.

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[quote=jsarno;327155]But your numbers refected a person that was in constant pain...they are not. So if you knew it, you should have tailored the numbers accordingly or made a side note that said does not include when they are not having labor pains...or something like that. That's all I'm saying.[/quote]

I was giving women the benefit of the doubt. They needed all of the help that they could get in those numbers.

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You know what this forum needs. A "Verbal Kombat" thread. That way whenever somebody wants to get into a heated discussion with somebody else they can go there. It would help maintain topic integrity on the threads. Hell they can argue on this thread if they would like.

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[quote=angryssg;327206]You know what this forum needs. A "Verbal Kombat" thread. That way whenever somebody wants to get into a heated discussion with somebody else they can go there. It would help maintain topic integrity on the threads. Hell they can argue on this thread if they would like.[/quote]
Hey man, don't be pimpin out the thread. This is a place to kick back and hang out.

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[quote=Lady Brave;327237]Hey man, don't be pimpin out the thread. This is a place to kick back and hang out.[/quote]

I just wanna make sure that I get my money man!
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Nice one angry. That's my favorite family guy episode.

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[quote=GMScud;327246]Nice one angry. That's my favorite family guy episode.[/quote]

Yes, that is my favorite as well. I love television violence in cartoons. everytime I watch that I lagh my ass off. It never seems to get old.

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GM. Angryssg how are you?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;327260]GM. Angryssg how are you?[/quote]

I would tell you, but you really do not want or need to know. For shits and giggles Im fine.