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[quote=jsarno;327951]It's not too many commas, my version should be correct (although yes, I did forget the apostrophe.) I have been away from proper english for a while, but i am fairly certain it would require those commas.[/quote]


oh shut up with the commas.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;327953]How about this: If Jiimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why does he do it?[/quote]
Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?

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[quote=Lady Brave;327959]Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?[/quote]


I forgot, but she never gets on so you can use that or what about this:

If there is oxygen in water, then why cant we breathe it?

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327954]Eh, I'm no quitter![/QUOTE]

Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong!

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[quote=jsarno;327961]Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong![/quote]


I read somewhere that smoking causes cancer.

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LB how about "I am a woman, whats your excuse?"

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;327959]Your GF already had that one. You're offering me a used sig quake?[/QUOTE]

You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"

Re: The Never Ending Thread
 

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;327960]I forgot, but she never gets on so you can use that or what about this:

If there is oxygen in water, then why cant we breathe it?[/quote]
:Smoker:

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[quote=jsarno;327964]You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"[/quote]


I was thinking that but it is used up how about: Why is it called a pair of pants if there is only one.

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[quote=jsarno;327961]Damn it man! Don't take the easy way out, be strong![/quote]


I am going to quit, its just a matter of when.

The messed up thing is that I didnt start smoking until my first tour in Kuwait. I was 20.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;327962]I read somewhere that smoking causes cancer.[/QUOTE]

That's interesting...cause I read that too!

However, I did read that smoking "hippie lettuce" is a cancer inhibitor.

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Man, this thread is amazing...

anything exciting happening on this wild and crazy thursday night?

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Or "guns dont kill people kill people"

"Maybe it is just me but I swear that is wasn't there yesterday"

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[quote=jsarno;327964]You can always do a george carlin sig.
"Why is it you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?"[/quote]
Nevermind. Promise me you guys will keep your day jobs.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;327963]LB how about "I am a woman, whats your excuse?"[/QUOTE]

Or, Damn straight child birth hurts, you got a problem with that?