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Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

[quote=BDBohnzie]Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...[/quote]

Chuck Norris' bellybutton works as a microwave oven. There is no low or medium setting though...

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time.


I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

[quote=PWNED]better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store. :mad:[/quote]

It smells like a pet store because that's where the ingredients come from.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.[/quote]

He doesn't even chew, he takes them straight from a shot glass

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?[/quote]

It's a steel shot glass that's been rolled in hot oil, then dipped in shards of broken glass.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

and washes it down with the hot oil

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

Chuck is one bad mutha

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.[/quote]

First he slices him up with a knife dipped in shit

Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday
 

then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor

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[quote=BDBohnzie]then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor[/quote]

Chuck doesn't savor the flavor, he savors the soul, and then the bartender's woman