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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
No, no, no. I said a sound system AND a hooker with the leftover money. I want to be able to blast the Thong Song as loud as possible while I'm diggin' out.
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
Do you think a cheap hooker would let me shoot her with an expensive paintball gun? You know, if that was my thing...
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
I'd hire a midget to stand in the shower and wash my lower parts... :)
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Do you think a cheap hooker would let me shoot her with an expensive paintball gun? You know, if that was my thing...[/quote]
HAHAHAHA! Touche. |
Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
[QUOTE=jamf]I'd hire a midget to stand in the shower and wash my lower parts... :)[/QUOTE]
:lol: wins the thread. Personally I'd put it toward a nice Digital SLR camera...I might need a few hundred more bucks though. Then I'd go to Malcom's house to take pictures of the hooker(s) and post them on the warpath. |
Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
You don't need to go to Malcolm's house to find pictures of me and hookers posted on here.
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
Good question. I think I'd be going to go to Home Depot. Probably buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if I'd have enough time.
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
I'd hire someone to kill pwned, or just beat him up. Otherwise, I would get a real nice poker set, ummm, I couple jerseys, a few tickets, and the rest would be spending cash.
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
you cant kill whats already dead bigskin. id also buy a huge gun to kill your hitman
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
and if youre going to hire someone to kill me, i t better be chuck n orris or at the very least steven seagal
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
I'd hire 10 $100 prostitutes to give you STDs PWNED.
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
been there done that tmc
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
you better invent a new std if you plan on giving it to me
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Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
[QUOTE=PWNED]you better invent a new std if you plan on giving it to me[/QUOTE]
Maybe I'll spend my $1k on that instead...I could get an STD named after me in that case. |
Re: If you had $1,000 to spend freely....
THEN I'll resell my STD to TMC and BSB for $1,000/each and double my investment and be richer than all of you.
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