Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude!
 

Look, this guy is gonna get off. Here is how it goes down....

He gets a jury trial. A bunch of Lions fans are gonna be on the jury. He has a very simple defense:

"I work for Matt Fucking Millan. If you did, you'd have a drinking problem too."

Instant not guilty verdict.

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[QUOTE=RiggoRules;212803]Look, this guy is gonna get off. Here is how it goes down....[/QUOTE]

"get off" "goes down"

Guess we know now why we was naked. Play on player!

Seriously though, he obviously has a problem and needs help before the Lions start calling him Koren

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YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR THAT!!! :eek:

Well, as long as he wasn't on steroids!!!

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i wonder if he was driving a hummer.

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This guy has a history of alcohol related problems, maybe he need to get some HELP. Driving nude is that against the law? I have never heard of anyone being arrested for that before.

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I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.

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And they don't even SELL hot dogs!

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I was trying to make some sort of dong joke but I'm too tired to think of anything.

Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude!
 

[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;212913]I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.[/QUOTE]

So you think that kid went to school the next day and was like "guess what I saw last night"


I'm guessing not.

Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude!
 

[quote=Longtimefan;212848]This guy has a history of alcohol related problems, maybe he need to get some HELP. Driving nude is that against the law? I have never heard of anyone being arrested for that before.[/quote]

You're right, he has an alcohol problem. I hope he gets the professional help he needs before this turns from a joke to an obituary.

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too bad it wasn't the head coach ROD MARINELLI. Could you imagine the heckles he would have gotten on the sidelines?

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Well what do you expect?

It was during the exhibition season!

Re: Lions' coach arrested for driving nude!
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;212913]I just heard on the radio that this guy got caught because he drove through a Wendy's drive-thru and the kid working the window got an eye-full of wiener.[/quote]

Well, I would expect the league to come down on him hard.(Please no jokes). If the players get arrested and cause all this trouble in the offseason and get fined and have supspensions, boys will be boys, but coaches should be the embodiment of respect to their franchise, they should drop the axe on him swiftly. He should be fired to show the city and team that this isnt a frat prank and if they value their city who wants like everyone else to win and get a Ring to be about it rather some disturbing pervert that should be locked up and return to his job. What if he was a pedophile ? He should be removed from football for his gayness.

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How could you drive nude and [I]not[I] be drunk? So he was driving nude and then at a later date, was driving [I]just[/I] drunk.

Just wanted to clarify.

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Maybe he remembered to take his clothes off and forgot to get drunk? I dunno. This guy sounds like he is going to the top and raises the bar for coaches. The lions are really going places. Probably gets coaching advice for Mike Tice.