Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[QUOTE=Daseal;279034]Seriously, if you could create 10 less threads a day, Earthquake. We'd all be happier.[/QUOTE] He needs to make sweet, sweet love to the SEARCH function.

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;279045]He needs to make sweet, sweet love to the SEARCH function.[/quote]

i think he'd rather take the search function into the back of a rusty van with promises of "candy".

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

Oh.................Search function, I'm having trouble loading my sofa in the van by my(handicapped)self.........could...............you....help.....
-the search function spreads the cream on it's search function skin........

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

A new To Catch A Predator segment on Dateline, perhaps?

Larson: "What were you planning to do with the SEARCH feature once you met up with it face to face?"

Earthquake: "Um, uh, nuthin', I guess, just, um, hang out"

All in good fun, by the way.

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=724Skinsfan;279068]A new To Catch A Predator segment on Dateline, perhaps?

Larson: "What were you planning to do with the SEARCH feature once you met up with it face to face?"

Earthquake: "Um, uh, nuthin', I guess, just, um, hang out"

All in good fun, by the way.[/quote]

LMFAO!! You guys are tough around here. :)

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=724Skinsfan;279068]A new To Catch A Predator segment on Dateline, perhaps?

Larson: "What were you planning to do with the SEARCH feature once you met up with it face to face?"

Earthquake: "Um, uh, nuthin', I guess, just, um, hang out"

All in good fun, by the way.[/quote]

my favorite show...

"you wanna sit down, have a drink and then get in the hot tub!"

"yeah baby"

"hi im chris hanson with dateline nbc..."

*TASER* i love it.

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=PWNED;279024]at least they were entertaining![/quote]

I guess. You know you haven't PWNED everyone here. That should be your goal...

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

This is great I have been waiting for someone to say something to this guy.

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

WOW. Tough crowd!! Remind me not to piss off the veterans...

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=dmek25;278985]yawn[/quote]


thanks

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[quote=PWNED;279075]my favorite show...

"you wanna sit down, have a drink and then get in the hot tub!"

"yeah baby"

"hi im chris hanson with dateline nbc..."

*TASER* i love it.[/quote]

Chris Hanson, right. Why the heck did I think it was Larson? My favorite part is when Hanson reads off the transcripts of the online conversation with a straight face and unwavering tone.

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

earthquake... what a sweet name...

almost as sweet as...

dare i say...

(kidwell) perhaps?

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;279184]Chris Hanson, right. Why the heck did I think it was Larson? My favorite part is when Hanson reads off the transcripts of the online conversation with a straight face and unwavering tone.[/QUOTE]
I always laugh when the conversation goes like this:

Scumbag: "I came here because I thought she was alone and scared."
Hanson: "So why'd you bring rum, condoms, and lube?"
Scumbag: "Those are just my groceries..."

half of them seem to play out like that.

Wait, who did Gaines Adams solicit?

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[QUOTE=GMScud;279155]WOW. Tough crowd!! Remind me not to piss off the veterans...[/QUOTE]

First - all in good fun. Just a little ribbing to remind that, perhaps, we are capable of picking topics we wish to discuss AND that, if a topic is interesting, the "Discuss" command is simply unneccessary.

Second - The veterans are generally speaking easy enough not to piss-off. Just don't post a ton of new threads on already played out topics and then demand that we discuss them.

Third - The SEARCH function is more than your friend, it's your soulmate, your lover, your stalker victim (Well, mine is the Skins' cheerleader Annabel - she sooo wants me. The restraining order ends tomorrow - I can't wait to show up at her work!).

Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson
 

[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;279186]I always laugh when the conversation goes like this:

Scumbag: "I came here because I thought she was alone and scared."
Hanson: "So why'd you bring rum, condoms, and lube?"
Scumbag: "Those are just my groceries..."[/QUOTE]

Should I bring bourbon instead? How about Tequila?