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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.
Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels. Step 3: Approach hot young piece. Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?" |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym
[IMG]http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg[/IMG] |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.
Off topic, John Basedow is to workouts as Tracy Jordan is to indoor grill machines. |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
[quote=hesscl34;305521]money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$[/quote]
Well, I wear a loin cloth made out of Benjamins and it doesn't seem to help! |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305517]GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.[/quote]
Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body?? He looks so freaking odd. |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:
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[quote=Mattyk72;305529]Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body??
He looks so freaking odd.[/quote] I've always thought that. It's like the majority of the budget for his commercials has to be special effects or something, because he SURE as hell doesn't put any into the graphics. |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
[quote=BDBohnzie;305526]On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.[/quote]
You are correct sir. A friend of mine convinced me to do a pilates class a while back and we were the only guys in the class. Since we were stronger, we were able to do the advanced crap a lot better than most of the women, so we constantly had girls asking us to show them how to do stuff. I never tried to close the deal with any of them, but it's a lot easier to do so when a woman initiates a conversation with you. |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
[QUOTE=Mattyk72;305514]Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym
[IMG]http://www.theloseweightdiet.com/blog/wp-content/themes/anthurium/images/basedow.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] For some reason, he reminds me of this guy: [img]http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/10/team_america.jpg[/img] |
Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
America, F*ck Yeah!!!!!!!
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305532]People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:[/quote]
..nasty!!! |
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