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He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306887]He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.[/quote]

As long as he doesnt google my little sister with his hands down his pants!

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Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

;)

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306891]Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

;)[/quote]

Niiiiicccccceeeee.

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Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

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Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp.

More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry.

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[quote=skinsfan_nn;306895]Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.[/quote]


No, he looks like the poster child of the Special Olympics.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306876]He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.[/quote]

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

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He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.

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Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere...

Be sure to sing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=expNNmaEa4o"]this song [/URL]every time you see him in a public place.

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This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before.

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tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

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He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school.
To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation.
All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team.

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Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback.

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Malcom, you are the man