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Monkeydad 05-10-2007 12:06 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
I disagree with this, I know that doing that (to my lady of course) can soothe a sore throat.

ArtMonkDrillz 05-10-2007 12:09 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?"


Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack.

SmootSmack 05-10-2007 12:28 PM

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;308870]Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

Schneed10 05-10-2007 12:40 PM

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[quote=SmootSmack;308893]Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>[/quote]

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

hesscl34 05-10-2007 12:54 PM

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[quote=Mattyk72;308875]Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.[/quote]

I'm in trouble.... LOL

ArtMonkDrillz 05-10-2007 01:03 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam?

SmootSmack 05-10-2007 01:10 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
[QUOTE=Mattyk72;308875]Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.[/QUOTE]

Ah I get it now! "Rocket science" Clever. Is that a rocket in your pocket...

Redskins_P 05-10-2007 01:20 PM

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;308899]I'm in trouble.... LOL[/QUOTE]

Way to swallow your pride Hess....

RobH4413 05-10-2007 01:32 PM

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I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole.

BDBohnzie 05-10-2007 01:32 PM

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;308895]Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Bad taste huh, could that be from too much gargling?

hesscl34 05-10-2007 01:44 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
Spitters are quitters

ArtMonkDrillz 05-10-2007 01:48 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
WOW, spoken like a pro!

MTK 05-10-2007 02:12 PM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;308924]WOW, spoken like a pro![/quote]

Yep, a pro with throat cancer.

hesscl34 05-10-2007 02:19 PM

Re: Wouldn't it suck...
 
eh! trying to be funny here...

MTK 05-10-2007 02:25 PM

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Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at.


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