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[quote=Schneed10;310933]Oh, once when I was 10 I took a wiffle ball bat and whacked my babysitter on the ass and the back of the legs a good five times while she was tying my younger brother's shoes. She had major welts and refused to come back to babysit us ever again. That's what she gets for not being a hot babysitter, though. The next babysitter we got was pretty hot, I never hit her with anything.

I could go on and on about the stuff I did as a kid.[/quote]

kid stuff doesn't count!!

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[quote=hesscl34;310935]Have you ever asked yourself why? were you just being selfish?[/quote]


yes i decided to break up with a girl cause she cheated so i got her to use her moms credit card to buy me stuff then i dumped her for cheating she thought i was forgiving her man i am horrible

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When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. It was the worst thing I ever did..

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shoot, that wasn't horrible, that was smart! Hope you got some good stuff! Good for you!!! :-)

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[quote=dmek25;310923]i must be an angel. though i have dated plenty, i guess im just good hearted by nature. have always been up front with the women i have been with[/quote]

"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?

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[quote=Riggo44;310939]When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.[/quote]

Goonies.

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[quote=hesscl34;310940]shoot, that wasn't horrible, that was smart! Hope you got some good stuff! Good for you!!! :-)[/quote]


yeah some redskins jerseys and hats

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[QUOTE=Riggo44;310939]When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.[/QUOTE]Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;310945]Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid![/quote]

[COLOR=#000066]Hey Chunk! I got some naked pictures of your mom, takin' a bath...Wanna buy em'? Real Cheap![/COLOR]

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Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?

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Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.

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[quote=Southpaw;310948]Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?[/quote]

don't know what that is, and I'm afraid to ask....

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;310949]Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.[/quote]

LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;310952]LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on![/QUOTE]I'd actually call that one a Rodeo. The Bronco starts in the same position (no friend in the closet though) and you purposely call out the wrong chick's name, and then hang on for dear life.

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[quote=Schneed10;310952]LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on![/quote]

Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.