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KLHJ2 05-22-2007 04:26 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[quote=Redskins8588;311967]What did he do that was so wrong? He was asked about the craziest place that he had sex and he answered. And how did he brag about it?[/quote]

Everyone wants to start a debate with a religious person. WE ARE MEN TOO!

KLHJ2 05-22-2007 04:43 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
Back to the thread, I had sex with my [B]wife[/B] in a Laundrymat, in my car on I-20, and on a boat. My former fiance was the back deck. I am proud of all of them, now I am bragging!

KLHJ2 05-22-2007 05:26 AM

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While I am on the subject, all of that just brought back memories of how I met my wife.

I had just graduated basic training, and was about to deploy to Kuwait. Operation Desert Fox/Intrensic Action 98-03, 1998 for all of you doubters out there, look it up. Well, I went home on leave before my deployment to see my family and former fiance. Afterwards I went back to Fort Stewart and the night before I left my Fiance broke it off with me. I guess that she couldn't handle long distance or me being gone for 6 months. Well, I finished my deployment, and returned to Fort Stewart only to be highly encouraged to take leave again. So I went home and hooked up with this other girl that I had used to be friends with. Those 2 weeks were great (I did not sleep with her). The night before I had to go back to Stewart she broke up with me. Again, another chick that couldn't handle long distance (the one that got away). So, I went back to Stewart the moment she broke up with me. I believe that it was 10:30PM. When I got back to Stewart, I met the guy who would eventually be my best man in my wedding. He was assigned to my section while we were on leave. Since he didn't know anybody yet I asked him if he wanted to go to the Sports Bar one night. He agreed, and off we went.

Saturday, February 6, 1999. Charles Percell and I were sitting at a table, and noticed these two chicks who kept glancing over at us. Charles says to me, "I know you see her looking at you, why don't you ask her to dance?" Me being the timid guy I was said "No, not yet, I havent had enough to drink to get me to dance yet". Then he said "If you don't ask her then I will". I said "Go Ahead!" So he did. They danced one song and then she came over and asked me to dance. We danced to a couple of songs, and had some progressive conversation. I got her phone number and she went home with some other guy! And the rest as you say is history, I ended up marrying her.

JoeRedskin 05-22-2007 07:35 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[QUOTE=djnemo65;311952]But you don't seem very contrite[/QUOTE]

As St. Augustine said wayyyyyyyy back in the 4th Century.

"Oh, Master, make me chaste and celibate - but not yet!"

Schneed10 05-22-2007 09:31 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
In my mother-in-law's bedroom, because my wife was pissed at her at the time. Hooray for angry sex!

ArtMonkDrillz 05-22-2007 09:50 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[YT]1bV3OPeeKyU[/YT]
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PS- she said in the pooper[/SIZE][/I]

jbcjr14 05-22-2007 10:01 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
Ahhh, this one is easy for me. On the 18th Green at a posh Country Club in Richmond, VA.

EARTHQUAKE2689 05-22-2007 10:29 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[quote=70Chip;311947]South Carolina. And Lady Brave, feel free to expand on that movie studio story if you like.[/quote]

south carolina is a crazy place isnt it

12thMan 05-22-2007 10:29 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
Somewhere in Rock Creek Park in D.C. Girlfriend's front porch one night..way back when. Oh yeah, once under the stairway at work while people were passing by:)

Sammy Baugh Fan 05-22-2007 10:30 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;311996]
[I][SIZE="1"]
PS- she said in the pooper[/SIZE][/I][/QUOTE]

lol
"That'd be up the butt Bob" is I think what she said.

hahaha I was going to post about this pooper blooper but ya beat me to it.

Funny stuff man.
peace

ArtMonkDrillz 05-22-2007 10:35 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[QUOTE=Sammy Baugh Fan;312015]lol
"That'd be up the butt Bob" is I think what she said.

hahaha I was going to post about this pooper blooper but ya beat me to it.

Funny stuff man.
peace[/QUOTE]
I wasn't quoting her verbatim. I'm just mad I couldn't find an uncensored one, but I think everyone gets the idea.
You'd think a dictator like Fidel Castro would have no problem getting his lady to let him in the backdoor.

Southpaw 05-22-2007 11:04 AM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
[quote=12thMan;312014]Somewhere in Rock Creek Park in D.C.[/quote]

Ewww... I go rock climbing there. Thanks for the mental image. :vomit:

dmek25 05-22-2007 12:23 PM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
in a park, in broad daylight. right next to a softball field( yes, there was a game going on)

mredskins 05-22-2007 12:25 PM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
I am surprised Hess has not jumped on this thread yet. (no pun intended)

Redskins_P 05-22-2007 12:59 PM

Re: Where is the craziest place you ever had sex in?
 
Parking garage at work (during work hours.....a nooner)


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