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Dirtbag59 12-22-2010 04:34 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=Lotus;771717]Now Ryan will experience the agony of de feet.[/quote]

Nice

SkinzWin 12-22-2010 04:41 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=skinsfaninok;771748]HAHA well she is no MILF Hunter... :food-smil:food-smil[/quote]

My only response comes as a movie quote from Fat Bastard in Austin Powers, "Ohhh, I'd like to 'ave a go with tha philly!"

Fast forward to 1:15

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTGOMWu6zAU[/ame]

Lotus 12-22-2010 05:02 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=Mattyk;771738]Football has a whole new meaning when talking about RR now[/quote]

Now that's funny.

saden1 12-22-2010 05:03 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.

SkinzWin 12-22-2010 05:27 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=saden1;771771]This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.[/quote]

That's very offense to me as I am Amish. Hey, has anyone seen my cell phone? My laptop is dead and I need to check my fantasy team to put Sexy Rexy in my starting line up after I just finished watching Fantasy Football Live on ESPN with my new 56 inch flatscreen. Championship! :woot:

Dirtbag59 12-22-2010 05:35 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=saden1;771771]This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.[/quote]

The only hiccup might be that she has been posting dating profiles on a foot fetish website. If it was the foot fetish most people would have a laugh and we would all move on but the possibility of infidelity and even so much as being part of a swinging couple is going to continue to encourage the media to dig deeper.


[quote]But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found "ihaveprettyfeet"'s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; "ihaveprettyfeet" has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker.

Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was "a foot [shorter]" than her 6'4" husband; "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as 5'2". To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City "ihaveprettyfeet" listed on this swingers site. It's a couple's profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds.[/quote]

mlmpetert 12-22-2010 05:42 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=saden1;771771]This is great! I like Ryan more now. Americans are way too fcking uptight and need to get off their Amish pedestals.[/quote]


Yeah i kind of like Rex more now too, just some good old fun. But out of all the fetishes ive never understood the foot one at all.

SFREDSKIN 12-22-2010 05:52 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
He's a kinky fat bastard!! I wonder if his brother is into midgets?

sportscurmudgeon 12-22-2010 05:56 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
OK, pretend you are the TV announcer - - or the color analyst - - for the Jets' game this weekend.

At a key point in the game, the Jets have fourth down and a foot to go. Rex makes the call to go for it.

Can you hold back from making a snide comment there?

Your job probably depends on it...

saden1 12-22-2010 06:00 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=Dirtbag359;771781]The only hiccup might be that she has been posting dating profiles on a foot fetish website. If it was the foot fetish most people would have a laugh and we would all move on but the possibility of infidelity and even so much as being part of a swinging couple is going to continue to encourage the media to dig deeper.[/quote]


It's their business...if they want to swing, god bless them...if they want to get a divorce and the filing will help the state raise more revenue.

SkinzWin 12-22-2010 07:22 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=saden1;771794]It's their business...if they want to swing, god bless them...if they want to get a divorce and the filing will help the state raise more revenue.[/quote]

Who would want to swing with Rex Ryan? :vomit:

saden1 12-22-2010 07:29 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=SkinzWin;771809]Who would want to swing with Rex Ryan? :vomit:[/quote]

His wife isn't bad looking so I'm guessing that fat bastard must bring something else to the table.

tdSKINS1 12-22-2010 07:49 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[url=http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos?skyline=true&s=i]This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan's Wife Making Foot-Fetish Videos (UPDATE)[/url]

Deadspin of course is who opened all this up

rbanerjee23 12-22-2010 08:17 PM

Re: odd story involving Rex Ryan and his wife
 
[quote=sportscurmudgeon;771792]OK, pretend you are the TV announcer - - or the color analyst - - for the Jets' game this weekend.

At a key point in the game, the Jets have fourth down and a foot to go. Rex makes the call to go for it.

Can you hold back from making a snide comment there?

Your job probably depends on it...[/quote]

I would go for it...it's totally worth it for all the laughing you would get from your buddies and knowing everyone at home is laughing too.

Jontrem 12-22-2010 09:17 PM

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I fall into the who cares category. Its their life if it makes them happy I say enjoy.

However I laughed my ass off at all the comments!


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