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SmootSmack 06-10-2011 03:51 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
[quote=12thMan;806737]I think it's a joke. Like why would she let the vid continue rolling and let it hit the net? And couldn't eHarmony get sued over this if she didn't intend for to go viral? It's funny as hell but it doesn't add up.[/quote]

The girl in the next video loves snakes...so yeah they probably are jokes. But so what? Still entertaining

Lotus 06-10-2011 04:06 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
[quote=SolidSnake84;806733]I think the video has been made as a joke. [B]Nobody is that psycho.[/B]

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....[/quote]

I've gotta disagree. :) Give my old flame Susannah a try - I'm pretty sure she's still single - and then get back to me on this.

Longtimefan 06-10-2011 04:13 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
Whatever she said!!

firstdown 06-10-2011 04:45 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
She is probably one of those people that have cat hair stuck on all their clothes and furniture. You just want to take a lint brush to them.

Dirtbag59 06-10-2011 05:03 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
[quote=SmootSmack;806750]The girl in the next video loves snakes...so yeah they probably are jokes. But so what? Still entertaining[/quote]

HA! This time you were the jump to conclusion person that jumped to the conclusion which you jumped to and you like sprained your ankle on the jump but no one cares because you shouldn't have jumped in the first place and you weren't even playing that awesome game from office space to summarise HAR HAR HAR!

JoeRedskin 06-10-2011 05:14 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
[quote=SolidSnake84;806733]I think the video has been made as a joke. [B]Nobody is that psycho.[/B]

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....[/quote]

Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."

Lotus 06-10-2011 06:11 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
[quote=JoeRedskin;806762]Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

[B]"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."[/B][/quote]

Now that's priceless.

htownskinfan 06-10-2011 10:10 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
its gotta be a joke,she did this video also
[YT][ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - ‪Cara and Kara!‬‏[/ame][/YT]

Alvin Walton 06-10-2011 10:47 PM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
I'd bend her over after a 12 pack.

Hog1 06-11-2011 01:03 AM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
It's rewarding to see my X-wife getting out again.....
Another reason to mourn Dr. Kervorkian's passing.........

Daseal 06-11-2011 01:11 AM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
I would date her TAFKAS, but that house full of cats would make luring puppies into my grasp difficult

saden1 06-12-2011 08:41 AM

Re: How Is She Still Single?!
 
LOL...there is someone out there for everyone.


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