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Okay. I need another Picture of this guy because he really looks like someone who worked out at the Ashland YMCA gym last summer, and kept on taking under-aged grils on dates. That guy went to VMI too, and kind of looked like that...

This would be wierd if it was the same guy.

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I couldn't see him leaving here, he's ONLY in Lexington.

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[QUOTE=bigm29;306997]Heres another douchebag:
[IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/478322572_a9e70520a7_o.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

The only thing that guy's missing is tucking in like the front 1/3 of his shirt to expose some obnoxious (gay) belt buckle

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The guy looks like someone I would punch in the face for walking too close to me

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Looks like someone just punched him in the face on that picture.


Your Honda Accord and jewelery story put me on your side. I hope he gets sandwiched by Taylor and Landry.

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Maybe this dosen't apply, but all I could think about is Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused:
[ [B]"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. [/B]

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He won't even make it out of the try out. And I'm sure he will be saying for years that he played for the REDSKINS!! LOL... l

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[quote=pscott32;307276]Maybe this dosen't apply, but all I could think about is Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused:
[ [B]"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. [/B][/quote]
By far his best role in any movie ever.

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Not saying that he's going to make the team, or that he's not a douche bag but ESkins is reporting he looked to be the best QB on the field today.

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Man, you guys would really hate on me.

I'm a textbook douche in all of my pictures. I just started going through some on facebook (douche bag move in itself) and spotted like 8 things in each of them. Plus I kind of look like the guy who started the thread itself.

I'm slowly realizing the bitter truth...

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[quote=artmonkforhallofamein07;307333]He won't even make it out of the try out. And I'm sure he will be saying for years that he played for the REDSKINS!! LOL... l[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. I had a coach in high school that always talked about trying out the Redskins and "jacking up" Brian Mitchell (total lie I'm sure), when basically he was at a rookie mini-camp for (maybe) three days.

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lol. I know a guy who claims he is the "other" desmond howard. There is no other desmondm howard, he is a flat out liar.

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Just watched the video interview with Joe at rookie camp, he mentioned the returning WR Steven Harris from last year's pratice squad, that they thought alot of sprained his knee or worse.

He also talked about being interested in a RB, to secure some depth at the position.

[url]http://www.redskins.com/team/profile.jsp?id=6748[/url]

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I don't think you have to worry about this guy making the team.

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looks like a douche bag

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[quote=angryssg;306868]Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey![/quote]


he just looks like a jackass

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Redskins.com has a short piece on rookie QB's but they seem to have given your boy the cold shoulder.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;307070] I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.[/quote]

Malcolm, Why aren't you trying out for the team? Get out there, boy! :lol:

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I hate how coaches pick their favorites. You know the guys that the coach has predetermined are going to be his stars. I moved around alot as a kid I was always having to go above and beyond to prove myself just so I could get some PT. My parents finally settled down the summer before my freshman year of HS. I thought finally a place where I can stick around and make an impact. I went through the same old thing my Freshman year, got onto the field on ST. Sophmore year, starting line up. Junior year, looking good! Senior year, injured during two a days and did not recover till mid season. Lost my starting job to a douche who's parents were heavily involved in politics and the school board. I am not saying that I would have went pro or anything, but I know that I was good enough to play some level of college ball. Well, that never happend because I joined the Army shortly after graduation. It still chaps my ass to this day, because I worked so hard those 4 years, only to see everything I worked hard for get taken away. Primarily because I wasn't one of the "coaches boys".

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[quote=angryssg;308163]I hate how coaches pick their favorites. You know the guys that the coach has predetermined are going to be his stars. I moved around alot as a kid I was always having to go above and beyond to prove myself just so I could get some PT. My parents finally settled down the summer before my freshman year of HS. I thought finally a place where I can stick around and make an impact. I went through the same old thing my Freshman year, got onto the field on ST. Sophmore year, starting line up. Junior year, looking good! Senior year, injured during two a days and did not recover till mid season. [B][I]Lost my starting job to a douche who's parents were heavily involved in politics and the school board.[/I][/B] I am not saying that I would have went pro or anything, but I know that I was good enough to play some level of college ball. Well, that never happend because I joined the Army shortly after graduation. It still chaps my ass to this day, because I worked so hard those 4 years, only to see everything I worked hard for get taken away. Primarily because I wasn't one of the "coaches boys".[/quote]

That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;308172]That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.[/quote]
That bastard didn't even try out for the team until his senior year. He was a male cheerleader with a popped collar. He was slow, couldn't catch and cried like a bitch every time he got hit. Still he never got benched until the State Championship quarter finals during half time. We were down 47 to 7. I got the call the second half and we still lost 47 to 7. But the point was that it was a little too late to give me my job back when I hadn't played the entire year. The damn coach should have gave me my damn job back as soon as I was healthy. Not that it was worth much then, but both the HC and the WR coach appologized to me after graduation. "We should have played you earlier in the year". That statement only reinforced my pre-conceived theory, that it was a bunch of political bullshit.

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[url=http://www.heavy.com/video/15766]Only You Can Prevent Douchebaggery Video | Heavy.com[/url]

TMC, I came across this and it reminded me of this thread; enjoy.

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HA! That made me laugh quite hard.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306858][IMG]http://www.vmikeydets.com/images/articles/59007_wilson.jpg[/IMG]

It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.[/quote]

Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)

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[quote=hesscl34;321622]Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)[/quote]


wow he looks constipated in that picture and you say hot.

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He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;321624]He's a tool, but I'm over it. He obviously wasn't asked back.[/quote]


good we dont need someone who is constipated all the time to be on our team.

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[quote=hesscl34;321622]Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)[/quote]


Hmmm....you're kinda blind.




Yep...constipated is the look...

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You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..

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[quote=hesscl34;321641]You guys can't take a joke... sheesh..[/quote]


I can take a joke but it wasn't funny.[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon12.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=hesscl34;321622]Hmmm.... he's kinda hot.. :)[/quote]

That's not the joke smiley. ;)