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InsaneBoost 12-04-2009 01:25 PM

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Campbell has been playing pretty damn good as has the rest of the team under the big pressure from defenses, I'm not too worried.

skinsfan69 12-04-2009 01:57 PM

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[quote=DBUCHANON101;633814]no ring = no cheating.[/quote]

i like your thinking.

Ruhskins 12-04-2009 01:57 PM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;633846]I think this thread has been officially hijacked.

It's now the pie thread. But I'm changing it into cake.

I like apple crumb cake. I'm not so much into pie.[/quote]

We had a pumpkin cheesecake for Thanksgiving...it was very good.

mlmdub130 12-04-2009 02:42 PM

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for our wedding next fall we aren't having a wedding cake we are haveing pies, my fiance's aunt makes the best apple pie from scratch and we are gonna make an s load of em with one big ass one as the center peice, gonna be money

and drave the best cake ever is choclate with choclacte with choclate chips if you have more than one peice it will put you in a coma

dmek25 12-04-2009 03:18 PM

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you guys ever have shoo fly pie? that's a hot ticket up here in Amish country. personally i think its the nastiest stuff around

CrustyRedskin 12-04-2009 03:35 PM

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[quote=dmek25;633910]you guys ever have shoo fly pie? that's a hot ticket up here in Amish country. personally i think its the nastiest stuff around[/quote]


Ive had hair pie. It was the best ever.

sportscurmudgeon 12-04-2009 08:43 PM

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I am surprised.

It took 46 posts until this thread went into the dumpster...

SmootSmack 12-04-2009 08:56 PM

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[quote=sportscurmudgeon;634016]I am surprised.

It took 46 posts until this thread went into the dumpster...[/quote]

In honor of Gregg Williams...a student of the 46 defense

DynamiteRave 12-04-2009 09:39 PM

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They've played National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation about 29082895 times this week on AMC.

But seriously, I think this is like the 5th time I've seen it this week. I've never been closer to the Griswolds.

Redskin Warrior 12-04-2009 10:03 PM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;633846]I think this thread has been officially hijacked.

It's now the pie thread. But I'm changing it into cake.

I like apple crumb cake. I'm not so much into pie.[/quote]

Rave as far as cakes go red velvet is my shit

53Fan 12-04-2009 10:56 PM

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[quote=DynamiteRave;634019]They've played National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation about 29082895 times this week on AMC.

But seriously, I think this is like the 5th time I've seen it this week. I've never been closer to the Griswolds.[/quote]

Don't get too attached to the RV in the driveway, we'll be taking it with us when we leave next month. :)

The Goat 12-04-2009 11:52 PM

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The article about Williams' return to DC, particularly the player quotes, is worth discussing IMO. It plainly says he was respected by players, both offense and defense, and several of them wanted him as our HC. Portis is one guy I remember saying so, which I find extremely curious because Williams is nearly famous for his workout/conditioning programs alone and certainly CP would have known that regimen would include him too w/ Williams as HC.

Conversely it kind of begs the question: how many players like or respect Zorn best we can tell? I've read quotes that sound something like empathy or even pity...not much beyond that though. And what does Zorn demand of his roster? Not much from what I can tell. Drop a TD...ho hum. Take a snap off and incur a penalty or blow up the play...gee whiz.

Snyder is such a complete failure at evaluating every conceivable facet of the game, outside the profits. If he doesn't put his ego away after this season and bring in legitimate professionals I just can't imagine following his organization week in, week out next season. It's just too effing painful.

tryfuhl 12-05-2009 03:50 AM

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I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. “Son,” he said, “why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it.” “Oh, I’m not using nails,” I replied. “I’m just hammering.” With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. “I said, stop hammering!” he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. “Look,” he said, “you can hammer later, but first–” Well, I didn’t even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard “You can hammer,” that’s what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer hog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, ’cause that’s the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop. “I’m afraid I have some news for you,” he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm’s length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that’s all. That apparently didn’t make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn’t take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. “Son, come back!” yelled Dad. “What about your hammer?!” But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. “As long as you’re pounding, why not use this?” I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad’s outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell them this story.

Schneed10 12-05-2009 08:13 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;634053]I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. “Son,” he said, “why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it.” “Oh, I’m not using nails,” I replied. “I’m just hammering.” With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. “I said, stop hammering!” he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. “Look,” he said, “you can hammer later, but first–” Well, I didn’t even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard “You can hammer,” that’s what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer hog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, ’cause that’s the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop. “I’m afraid I have some news for you,” he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm’s length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that’s all. That apparently didn’t make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn’t take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. “Son, come back!” yelled Dad. “What about your hammer?!” But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. “As long as you’re pounding, why not use this?” I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad’s outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell them this story.[/quote]

LOL

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there??
Orange.
Orange who???
Knock knock.
Who's there?!!
Orange.
ORANGE WHO??
Knock knock.
WHO THE F IS THERE???
Banana.
...
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?

Beemnseven 12-05-2009 09:32 AM

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We made Japanese fruit pie for Thanksgiving. It was yummy.

TheSmurfs22 12-05-2009 09:59 AM

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These coaches who are shown the door by Danny and Vinny must love coming back and beating the Skins and in their own way sticking it to Danny and Vinny.

tryfuhl 12-05-2009 10:12 AM

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[quote=Schneed10;634057]LOL

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock.
Who's there??
Orange.
Orange who???
Knock knock.
Who's there?!!
Orange.
ORANGE WHO??
Knock knock.
WHO THE F IS THERE???
Banana.
...
Banana who?
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?[/quote]

rofl I've always heard it with banana in place of orange.. then at the end you say orange... they say orange who.. you say orange you glad i didn't say banana

hmmm lol

mlmdub130 12-05-2009 10:51 AM

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[quote=tryfuhl;634053]I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. “Son,” he said, “why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it.” “Oh, I’m not using nails,” I replied. “I’m just hammering.” With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. “I said, stop hammering!” he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. “Look,” he said, “you can hammer later, but first–” Well, I didn’t even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard “You can hammer,” that’s what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer hog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, ’cause that’s the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop. “I’m afraid I have some news for you,” he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm’s length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that’s all. That apparently didn’t make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn’t take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. “Son, come back!” yelled Dad. “What about your hammer?!” But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. “As long as you’re pounding, why not use this?” I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad’s outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell them this story.[/quote]

so is gregg williams the fence or the hammer?

mooby 12-05-2009 10:56 AM

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I was down in NC for Thanksgiving with my family at my sis' house, and we went to a flea market in Raleigh right next to where NC State plays, and there was this shop in there that had fried everything. I'm talking fried pecan pie, fried twinkies, fried pumpkin pie, and other assorted fried pies and whatnot.

Which leads me to my next question. Who would want to eat a heart attack in a pan, otherwise known as a fried pie? My dad bought a fried twinkie and I took one bite and it felt like I could already hear my heart slowing down lol.

CultBrennan59 12-05-2009 11:10 AM

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I really hope greg Williams beats the hell out of us this Sunday just so he can basically give snyder/vinny a big F U!

Defensewins 12-05-2009 11:20 AM

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Weak!
My seven year old daughter tells better jokes then you guys.

How about this joke:
A very good, respected, and qualified defensive coordinator is coming to town with his undefeated defense to take on Snyderatto's woeful 3-8 Redskins. Dan Snyder did not hire this defensive coordinator to be our HC, as Gibbs had requested, because Williams wanted to get rid of Cerratto and because according to unnamed sources (Cerratto) Williams did not interview well. I guess Williams was not as good as Cerratto at saying "Yes Dan!".
Instead, Cerratto hired an OC before he hired a HC. Then by default hired Zorn as HC because nobody else more qualified wanted the job. LOL!
Zorn who was a QB's coach, had never even been a coordinator at any level of football. Then Cerratto in all his crossed eyed wisdom blamed the entire mess on Zorn, all teh while saying rather sheepishly in the press he provided Zorn with a Playoff caliber roster. HA!

I have another Joke about a Bingo Caller.
I'll be here all the week! Try the veal.

tryfuhl 12-05-2009 11:31 AM

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[quote=Defensewins;634076]Weak!
My seven year old daughter tells better jokes then you guys.

[/quote]
She probably even has better grammar [I]than[/I] you. ;)

wilsowilso 12-06-2009 01:30 PM

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Gregg Williams needs to keep out of the buffet line.

wilsowilso 12-06-2009 01:30 PM

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The Saints "D" isn't exactly lighting us up so far.

Hog1 12-06-2009 03:31 PM

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Not f...n today!!!

MTK 12-06-2009 03:31 PM

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This thread is looking like a fail right now

TIFOSOdeiREDSKINS 12-06-2009 03:33 PM

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whatever it may be, gregg williams is fixin to stick it right in his mouth.

MTK 12-06-2009 03:34 PM

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I guess we overlooked the fact our offense spent a lot of time practicing against this D.

TheSmurfs22 12-06-2009 04:52 PM

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I love Gregg Williams but man had the guy been enjoying the cuisine in New Orleans or what?!

Lotus 12-06-2009 06:36 PM

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[quote=TheSmurfs22;635393]I love Gregg Williams but man had the guy been enjoying the cuisine in New Orleans or what?![/quote]

There's so much yummy food in New Orleans. It is hard to avoid the gumbo, for example. :)

TheMalcolmConnection 12-06-2009 07:32 PM

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[quote=TheSmurfs22;635393]I love Gregg Williams but man had the guy been enjoying the cuisine in New Orleans or what?![/quote]

LOL. I thought the same thing.

And Staunton eh? Right down the road here in Lexington...

The Goat 12-06-2009 11:53 PM

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Word. Williams has grown man boobs...gross.

SouperMeister 12-07-2009 12:13 AM

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[quote=The Goat;635811]Word. Williams has grown man boobs...gross.[/quote]And that black Saints pullover did nothing to hide them. Poor choice of wardrobe ;-)

SFREDSKIN 12-07-2009 12:29 AM

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[quote=The Goat;635811]Word. Williams has grown man boobs...gross.[/quote]

He's looking like the old "Tuna" when he coached the Giants.

The Goat 12-07-2009 12:34 AM

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[quote=SFREDSKIN;635822]He's looking like the old "Tuna" when he coached the Giants.[/quote]

Aye! The similarity is eerie. I guess both dudes think better on a really, really full stomach :)

Hog1 12-07-2009 10:16 AM

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Maybe the..............[B]genius[/B] had a bad day?

skinsfan69 12-07-2009 10:19 AM

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Williams needs to lay off the Po Boy sandwiches. My god did anyone see how fat he's gotten? He looks like he's enjoying the New Orleans restaurants.

MTK 12-07-2009 10:21 AM

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He was never in great shape here either. I think his last year here he had slimmed down a bit, but he's always had a case of the moobs.

mredskins 12-07-2009 10:28 AM

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He doesn't look that big to me.

[url=http://www.canalstreetchronicles.com/photos/saints-training-camp-update-day-one-2/173382]Photos for Saints Training Camp Update: Day One - Canal Street Chronicles[/url]

Sean Payton actually looks bigger.

KLHJ2 12-07-2009 10:38 AM

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[quote=Angry;633772]This is our next win. We have owned NO in the past even with their high powered offense. The (edit: defensive) scheme that we will face on Sunday is the same one that we face in practice, it's just a bit more exotic. We shock the world by taking down the last NFC undefeated, then fade back into the abyss of failure.[/quote]

Suisham could have made an honest man out of me. It would have been one of the only things that he has made lately.


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