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[quote=mooby;817217]Only the greatest Insider this board has ever known!

On a serious note, he was a reporter that tried to get a pass to cover the team way back in the day. This was before EX became the official 'Skins board, and all the 'Skins fan sites had credentials for training camp access. Apparently someone in the 'Skins FO had a vendetta against him, and denied him access, and not sure if this timeline is correct, but I think shortly after that EX made a deal with the 'Skins to become their official team board, and the only 'Skins forum with access to TC.[/quote]

That's not exactly what happened. But close.

Let's just say Crisp was an awesome reporter. But his eagerness was ill timed

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[quote=cpayne5;817366]He was granted a press pass/creds/whatever for a couple of years and wrote some stuff for us and was able to get interviews with players which he posted here. It was great stuff.

A few weeks (maybe sooner?) before training camp in '05(?) the Redskins bought/aligned-with ES and denied access to all other fan sites.[/quote]

Blast from the past time!

This picture was taken 7 years ago today at training camp in Ashburn. JoeCrisp is in the center. The other 4 are SmootSmack, Daseal, Mattyk, and myself. Take a guess as to who is who.
[IMG]http://www.skinsfan.us/skins/crew.jpg[/IMG]

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OH MAN, that is fantastic.

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Ugh, me about 25 lbs ago

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[quote=cpayne5;817482]Blast from the past time!

This picture was taken 7 years ago today at training camp in Ashburn. JoeCrisp is in the center. The other 4 are SmootSmack, Daseal, Mattyk, and myself. Take a guess as to who is who.
[IMG]http://www.skinsfan.us/skins/crew.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Matty's on the left, I knew that by height alone. Smoot is one of the two guys on the right side. I'm going to say You or Daseal is next to Matty.

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[quote=Mattyk;817508]Ugh, me about 25 lbs ago[/quote]

Join the club man, there's a few pics of me on here somewhere freaking 40 lbs. ago. DAMN YOU metabolism.

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Oh I meant I went the other way... I was pushing 250 in that pic, I'm around 225 now.

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LOL, awesome for you. Not so awesome for me. :-/

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[quote=Dirtbag59;817520]Matty's on the left, I knew that by height alone. Smoot is one of the two guys on the right side. I'm going to say You or Daseal is next to Matty.[/quote]

Matty, Daseal, JoeCrisp, SmootSmack, Me

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I had Marty and smoot pictured way differently, not in a bad way

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[quote=JoeRedskin;816063]It's not what it was!!! [B]Matty has gone all super ego on us and has a strict gag order in place ... he uses Smoot as his paid thug although some, new guy - something something Scud - laid a beat down on a couple newbies ... We're not allowed to leave ... Quickly, before they delete this, get word to our families ...[/B]

Pray for our souls.[/quote]

Shh!!! what are you doing man, SS or Matty will hear you. Repeat after me:

(robotic, upbeat voice) I love Warpath and our benevolent overlords

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Is that Matty in the ballcap?

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[quote=tryfuhl;817568]I had Marty and smoot pictured way differently, not in a bad way[/quote]

Who is this Marty of which you speak? And funny thing is I would have pictured Smootsmack exactly like that..........just 6 inches shorter with a 70's porno mustache.

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Has anyone ever told SS that he looks similar to Jay Chandrasekhar of Broken Lizard fame? And Matty, don't sweat it, I'm up to 245 now that I'm only working part time and spend most of my weekdays at home.

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[quote=SmootSmack;817479]That's not exactly what happened. But close.

Let's just say Crisp was an awesome reporter. But his eagerness was ill timed[/quote]

Yeah I know I didn't have the exact details down right, I probably would've been left better served letting someone who knew the whole timeline and details tell the story.

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I've been fishing. Sunday. The cost of one flounder.
$120 fuel
$37 bait and tackle
$31 food and beer

sitting in the rain with friends to catch one flounder priceless.

Actual not pricless.
The cost of dinner $188

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[quote=mooby;817643]Yeah I know I didn't have the exact details down right, I probably would've been left better served letting someone who knew the whole timeline and details tell the story.[/quote]

No worries

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You guys really need a 'whos who" photo thread for this forum.
I thought most of you were Romanian girls.

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[quote=Alvin Walton;817794]You guys really need a 'whos who" photo thread for this forum.
I thought most of you were Romanian girls.[/quote]

ok you start

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[quote=Mattyk;817814]ok you start[/quote]

You sure you wanna do that?

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[quote=cpayne5;817482]Blast from the past time!

This picture was taken 7 years ago today at training camp in Ashburn. JoeCrisp is in the center. The other 4 are SmootSmack, Daseal, Mattyk, and myself. Take a guess as to who is who.
[IMG]http://www.skinsfan.us/skins/crew.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

That's awesome. I know who Matty is from Facebook. I know SS because we've met recently. Man that was during the Spurrier era. I'm surprised you guys looks so happy. ;)

Good to see Dynamite Rave and onlydarksets poking around lately...

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[quote=Mattyk;817814]ok you start[/quote]

He already did. He's the German soldier in the Super Happy Fun Thread.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;817961]He already did. He's the German soldier in the Super Happy Fun Thread.[/quote]

:rofl:

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[quote=cpayne5;817482]Blast from the past time!

This picture was taken 7 years ago today at training camp in Ashburn. JoeCrisp is in the center. The other 4 are SmootSmack, Daseal, Mattyk, and myself. Take a guess as to who is who.
[IMG]http://www.skinsfan.us/skins/crew.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Here is my guess left to right. Daseal, Mattyk, SmootSmack, cpayne5
That is a total guess. So how many do I have right?

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[quote=firstdown;818138]Here is my guess left to right. Daseal, Mattyk, SmootSmack, cpayne5
That is a total guess. So how many do I have right?[/quote]

You got two right. How could you get Matty wrong? Everyone knows he's like 6'4, that should have been the easiest one :D

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[quote=firstdown;818138]Here is my guess left to right. Daseal, Mattyk, SmootSmack, cpayne5
That is a total guess. So how many do I have right?[/quote]

How do you guess 4 names when there is 5 people in the picture? :doh:

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Well, CPayne did say that the guy in the middle was JoeCrisp.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;818157]Well, CPayne did say that the guy in the middle was JoeCrisp.[/quote]

Yeah that's true. But Cpayne did already give away the answer in this thread. And I will give him credit, he did get everybody right other than Daseal and Matty.

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I'm really trying to come back to this website. But it's so hard! I had basically given up on thinking there was going to be football this season and coming here only made me depressed. So I was like.. Forget it!

Now football's back and I've missed everyone. I don't know who's new! Who's back! Who's a mod? (I see GMScud is now. Congrats!) Who's... banned?!

I'll have to make it my duty come check on this site at least once a day and of course, religiously on Sundays. :D

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Blast from the Past 2.0 huh? At least now we have one female presence in this sausage fest.

I'll just echo an earlier post. Matty has the site on lockdown, we're getting overrun by trolls and Cowboys fans, and he is actually thinking about shutting us down until we can start rebuilding this place to make it an intelligent forum again. We've brought in some young talent, guys like NLC1054 (not sure if the #'s are correct) and others, but we're experiencing some backlash because other forum members want older proven vets that deserve a bigger payday. Basically they want it the way things were in the past. And all the sane, sensible posters here are just getting overwhelmed by the idiot masses, screaming about change and how we're just tanking the season on the 'Path so we can draft a once-in-a-lifetime prospect next year. Hence why Matty wants to shut us down.

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We also might have another EQ2689 in jchaimso. Quake (as well as my own difference between when I first started and now) is why I always give new, overeager members the benefit of the doubt.

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[quote=mooby;818155]How do you guess 4 names when there is 5 people in the picture? :doh:[/quote]

He told us joecrisp was in the middle so I did not figure that was a given.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;818151]You got two right. How could you get Matty wrong? Everyone knows he's like 6'4, that should have been the easiest one :D[/quote]

How would I know he was 6'4" as I dont think he has that after all his post. Firstdown 5'11" 190 pounds.

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I'll have to say I thought SS was black. Not that it matters it just caught me off guard when someone listed who was in the pic.

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If it doesn't matter, why post it?

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[quote=hooskins;818466]If it doesn't matter, why post it?[/quote]

Oh you got me. I guess it does matter and myabe one day I'll figure out how.

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[quote=firstdown;818458]I'll have to say I thought SS was black. Not that it matters it just caught me off guard when someone listed who was in the pic.[/quote]


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[quote=firstdown;818458]I'll have to say I thought SS was black. Not that it matters it just caught me off guard when someone listed who was in the pic.[/quote]

Strangely enough, you're not the first or second person to think that here.

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I had it from an inside source that SS was the inspiration for Clayton Bigsby.

True story......


:Smoker:

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[quote=SmootSmack;818495]Strangely enough, you're not the first or second person to think that here.[/quote]

You said something one day in one of the politcal threads about race that made me think that. Not that it matters.