Hahahaha... excellent. I can't believe that we never did that. We were also big into WWF (I'll never call it WWE) at the time and instead of that, we all put on Mexican wrestling masks like Rey Mysterio and had full-on wrestling matches in the lobbies.

I'm sure that the booze (not to mention the Valium) dulled the pain JUST a touch...:)

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]ahhh drinking games....

asshole was a classic...if i was lower in the ranks, i always would shuffle the cards in such a way that i would always be asshole and there was never the same president more than twice...or the lower people would just switch cards when the president was too busy hitting on the girls in the group...kings was another fun one...[/QUOTE]

haha your asshole story reminds me, anytime my friend and I got to the bottom of the ladder we would always try to be the biggest a-holes we possibly could be. And if I was ever the prez I would make people drink like crazy. We just started hanging out with this one guy and we invited him down for a night of boozin and playing asshole, by the end of the game he thought I hated him because I was making him drink so much. I told him I just wanted to make sure he got hammered and had a good time!

Anyone from NY area (Specifically Matty and a couple others) has anyone been to sundowners in Niagra Falls???

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I graduated and work for a computing firm during the day, but that doesn't prevent me from drinking my share of beer.

Here's a funny NON-college story:

That Monday night of the Redskins/Cowboys game, I went down to my favorite watering hole to have a few beers. Normally, the place is empty on Monday nights so I just sat there talking to a few people I knew.

The more beers went down, the more I realized that every time the Redskins did something good, the more people were cheering (we have a large contingent of Cowboys fans where I live. Sometimes I feel they only like the Cowboys because they are super-rednecks and they think that liking the Cowboys somehow makes THEM cowboys.) Anyway, one thing led to another and all the Redskins fan owned the bar. We were buying pitcher after pitcher.

I don't even remember the end of the game.

I remember calling my brother and getting him to pick me up. On the way home I kept asking them to pull over because throw-up was imminent. It was the night of those hurricanes so the ditches along the side of the road are full of water. I got out of the car and put my hands on my knees and leaned over.

Before I knew it, I was falling forward and into about a 4 foot ditch of raging water. I gashed my arm, and was covered in mud.

I couldn't make it into work the next day and my brother took a picture of me laying in his guest bed covered in mud. I came back in to pick up my car, and lo and behold, it was towed because I parked it overnight in a government employees spot.

Fun times, fun times.[/QUOTE]


MDA - Mysterious Drunken Accidents.

I have had many of these things.

HaHa! MDA... I like that. You say you've had many of these, let's hear some man! This is all about the stories and it's my daily dose of entertainment.

GMANC, as far as being close to NY, I'm not BUT I do frequent Niagara Falls especially back when I was underage. Niagara Falls is a bad ass party place.

Niagra Falls is awsome. I like it there , becasue I'm underage and its cool to be able to go up there and have fun and do everything without having to worry about stuff. Theres tons of cool stuff to do up there too.

[QUOTE=Gmanc711]Niagra Falls is awsome. I like it there , becasue I'm underage and its cool to be able to go up there and have fun and do everything without having to worry about stuff. Theres tons of cool stuff to do up there too.[/QUOTE]

Gmanc, when I was your age I had a friend in Buffalo...he used to take me over the border to some serious strip clubs...i mean some serious strip clubs. man, i miss those trips.

NY_Skinsfan, just HOW serious are those strip clubs? I'm a club enthusiast.

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]NY_Skinsfan, just HOW serious are those strip clubs? I'm a club enthusiast.[/QUOTE]

I've been up to one for my 19th birthday....


....SERIOUS! :food-smil

Living where I live, you've got to make quite a haul to get to any good clubs. Is there open bar the clubs up in Canada? The ones here are dry.

[QUOTE=Redskins_P]You know whats really sad BDBhonzie? I [I]still[/I] spend the majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...LOL


Oh yeah, and I'm still in college (community)! God I'm a loser.....[/QUOTE]
it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.[/QUOTE]


I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........[I]yet[/I] :D

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]it's not sad...you're just hanging onto youth...hold on as long as possible!

nowadays i spent most of my time working and sleeping...and wishing i could go back to college for the atmosphere and not take classes. a buddy of mine is having a quarter life crisis...he's 25 with a degree in business management and marketing, and is working the night shift as a warehouse clerk at SYSCO in Pocomoke MD. he still parties with the guys in our fraternity...drinks every day. he's a smart guy too...just not ready to grow up.

just enjoy life...

speaking of strip clubs...best one i've been to (having been to 2) is the Gentlemen's Gold Club in B'more...went there for my buddy's bachelor party and had a blast...one of the better places to blow a few hundred bucks.[/QUOTE]

I've having that quarter life crisis too. I still love going to college parties and I still love to party with college aged kids. I'm hanging onto youth because just like they say in Office Space, we we're meant to sit in offices or cubicles staring at computer screens all day.

[QUOTE=Redskins_P]I've been to a strip club in BMore called "Foxy Ladies", and I've heard of the one you're talking about but haven't been.........[i]yet[/i] :D

I do have a story for the time we went Foxy ladies. It was a bunch of us....maybe 7 or 8 and we got pretty tanked before we went. When we get there, from the get-go the place looked sketchy. Maybe because it was in the ghetto. But anyways, a buddy of mine gets a lap dance, and I swear this stripper was letting him do anything he wanted. Sucking on her tits...the whole nine. We were all pretty surprised by that. So, when we're ready to go my friend gets up and he looks down at his crotch and it was all wet! He was so drunk he didn't even realize that he had "finished". To this day we still bust his balls about it. It was hilarious.

Good times.....[/QUOTE]

Normally we get up and let our flags fly... never been "wet" after one though. HAHAHA, that's HILARIOUS.

note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains ;)

Or go commando in a pair of Adidas pants!:)

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]note to self: wear pants that will conceal stains ;)[/QUOTE]

What does good ol' MD have in the line of clubs? Anything solid?

like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him.

Ahhh...the reason I ask is because my brother has a friend who lives in Baltimore and he's always asking us to come up and party with him. I'm just making sure there's a REASON to party.

Gentleman's Gold Club...open bar or dry?

Gentleman's Gold Club isn't dry...but it's not a open bar...they have a cover charge with a cash bar. i think it's like 10 cover and 5/beer. not sure about anything else, except for the tooter shots the waitresses walk around with...4 for the shot, but 10 gets you a piece of heaven...the shot taken off the waitress. and quite frankly, the waitress we had that night was down right hot...

when i woke up the next morning after going there for my buddy's bachelor party, i searched around my pockets and found a 10 spot...and yelled DAMN! i coulda had another shot off that gorgeous waitress (not exact wording, but trying to keep it clean)

HAHAHA...nice. I'll have to make a trip up there in the next couple of weeks. Sounds like my kind of place. 5 dollars a beer is a lot but I normally come trashed anyway, I just like to have a beer in my hand while I'm there for some reason.

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him.[/QUOTE]


Well, if we're talking about strip clubs.....then you want to go to DC. In VA we have 2, but the chicks wear pasties. One is in Springfield, and the other one is in Crystal City. But I have a few to recommend in DC.

1. Camelot -- By far has the best looking strippers. Its clean and my personal favorite

2. Good Guys--Nice looking girls. Complementary popcorn :thumb:

3. JP's--Right accross the street from Good guys. The girls are a tad ghetto

4. Nexus Gold--Right in the heart of the ghetto, but it's huge. Great quality strippers. This place gets more of the local celebs (Wizards, and Redskins). My friend saw Michael Jordan in there a couple of years ago. Drinks are super expensive.

5. Archibalds--The food is better than the strippers. Nuff said.

6. Royal Palace--Far from a "Royal Palace". This place is a complete dump. But it's a good time if you're bored....


Those are the ones I recommend....in that same exact order.

I love the names that the owners pick for the clubs. Good Guys?! LOL

So I'll admit it, I took a "trip" once in college

And boy did it mess me up. A bunch of us were hanging out in the dorm lounge (after taking our trip) and we're kicking back, watching some tv. Suddenly I decide to head over to the sink and start washing some plates that are there

So I start washing and drying the same four plates over and over again. I'd wash one, put it on a rack, move on to the next one. And once the last one was washed I'd go back to the first and repeat the cycle. Finally someone asked me what I was doing. So I looked at him like he was an idiot and said "I'm washing the dishes"

Then he looks at me and says "Yeah, but those are all paper plates"

smootsmack, that must have been a "serious" trip...."seriously", man.

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I love the names that the owners pick for the clubs. Good Guys?! LOL[/QUOTE]

Why are there so many posts from Malcolm
and what'd he do before the Warpath
Someday we'll meet him, TheMalcolmConnection
the admins, the others, and me


Sorry, sometimes your name just makes me want to break out into that Kermit classic "The Rainbow Connection"

nuthin' but love, keep the posts coming!

Hahahaha... thanks man!

Hey, I'm sure that many of us will be coming to some games during the up-coming "glory years" so we all will definitely coordinate a tailgating party at the games beforehand. I love to be good and trashed before the games and so does my woman. I love when she drops the F-bomb to the opposing team, and she's normally so well-behaved!

Before this I got my daily Redskins news on prosportsdaily.com but then I realized that at least here I have something to look at and do every day (and during work as you can see). I can't get enough of wasting time at work...makes me feel like I'm beating the system and taking it to the man!

There are also so many posts from me because I still "live" in college. I went home on the weekends usually because I needed to make money to help put myself through and didn't get to party as often as I would have liked.

AND there's nothing better than a good drunk story.

Speaking of drunk stories, here's another good one.

Back at my college, I was wasted as usual. Walking from my car from the bars one night, I hear someone easily driving 60-70 miles an hour in a PARKING lot. Now, our city is called the Hill City and that's not just a clever name. Our parking was set up much like a layered cake with one row, then a hill, then another row, then a hill, and so on...

My friends and I turned around and see this car barreling towards us. The car TRIES to go into a parking spot and actually catches about 7 feet of air after going over one of those concrete stopper blocks. The car then happens to land COMPLETELY on top of another car.

The next day we found out it was this girl who said her foot "got stuck" on the accelerator.

Well no shit.

In the end, the towing company pulled the car off of the other car and dropped one end of it on ANOTHER car, completely totalling the front end. I'll post a picture as soon as I can find it.

AWESOME! I actually found the old link from collegehumor.com

[url]http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=4399[/url]

Check that out!!

haha, Malcolm!

I love collegehumor.com's picture section. Especially the signs!

Dude, I can't get enough of that website. That's where I waste the other half of my work hours.

haha - can you get me a job there?! Warpath and collegehumor, I'd be employee of the month!

Seriously! Cause I know that if at any given time, it's you, me, smootsmack, Matty, and a few others who are almost ALWAYS online here.

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Seriously! Cause I know that if at any given time, it's you, me, smootsmack, Matty, and a few others who are almost ALWAYS online here.[/QUOTE]


You can also add me to that list.......


I love my job. :thumb:

THAT'S right... for some reason I just couldn't place your name.

I love my job too. I get my own office and as long as the computers at this university are up and running then I can fart off all day long.

This thread has been vacant for a while now... everyone run out of good stories??

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]This thread has been vacant for a while now... everyone run out of good stories??[/QUOTE]

My attorney has advised that I not discuss the other stories I've got :joke:

By the way, MC-since you've been posting like crazy on this site for the past month I was just wondering how'd you find out about us

Do you want lots of boring college stories? Because I've got lots of those...

[QUOTE=cpayne5]Do you want lots of boring college stories? Because I've got lots of those...[/QUOTE]

lots of boring stories? no way, not Love Train Payne! I don't believe that for one minute