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i dont lol. its against man law!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber[/quote]have you seen the episode of seinfeld where kramer misses his chance?

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber[/QUOTE]

I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.

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C.E.O of B.M.

You can be president.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i dont lol. its against man law![/quote]

I was mocking you and your use of the term "sig." But now that I've thought about it, that's not the same as using IM lingo so nevermind.

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[quote=mheisig]I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.[/quote]

you're on your own, I can poop just fine thanks.

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No one will help me...even when I offer my closely guarded secrets.

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Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive![/QUOTE]

Ha! What an amatuer.

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[quote=mheisig]Ha! What an amatuer.[/quote]

Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.[/QUOTE]

Must come from sitting in a car all day...or the stress, not sure which.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, [B]he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps.[/B] I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.[/QUOTE]

That speaks volumes about the nastiness of his craps, given that you live in your parents basement and turned down rooming with him ;)

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[quote=mheisig]That speaks volumes about the nastiness of his craps, given that you live in your parents basement and turned down rooming with him ;)[/quote]

That and the fact that I would be paying rent as opposed to saving money so I can actually buy my own place. But then again, I live in montgomery county, so I could be saving money for a veeeeeeerrrrrry long time.

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Yeah that's why I moved south. Housing prices in Anne Arundel County were going up 25-35% a year for like 6 years straight. Let's just say my salary wasn't going up 35%/year to match it;)

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[quote=mheisig]Yeah that's why I moved south. Housing prices in Anne Arundel County were going up 25-35% a year for like 6 years straight. Let's just say my salary wasn't going up 35%/year to match it;)[/quote]we all know that you will be making a fortune at your new gig so dont act like you are one of us "middle class" folks. :cheeky-sm