Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

I laugh at those who frequent their locak Whorebucks for a cup of half skim half soy extra hot decaf cafe latté...or whatever they order.

On my way to work, I hit the local Wawa and for $1.25, I have a 20 oz coffee (cream and 2 splenda), and that usually gets me to lunch. Unless I'm dragging, then I get another coffee downstairs at the deli.

I used to not drink coffee in the morning and would drink soda...but with the longer commute (90 minutes each way), the coffee helps me bide my time.

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

Hmmm, I can't remember that last time I had a good belt of..............Monkey ass??????

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

So you've tasted both to come to that conclusion?


I don't feel like the day is worth living unless I have a cup.

This morning, I had 2 "regular" sized mugs of it at home and then a big, tall stainless steel mug of it at work.

I used to hate the taste, until I discovered it's magical qualities. I didn't start drinking it until I worked 3rd-shift every night while attending college (full-time, 8 hours of classes) every day. I drank coffee at the hotel I worked at all night and picked up a 2-liter of Dew for school.

I had to, I slept an average of 10 hours a week. Seriously.

That was the longest 2 years of my life. I love sleeping nightly now...and STILL love the coffee. You love the taste after you drink it regularly.

As for the monkey booty, I'll leave that all for you to have.

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

wuss

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[QUOTE=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

wow really? guess i know what monkey ass tastes like now. how did [I]you[/I] know?

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

almost every morning i sit outside, drink a cup of plain-ass, black coffee and smoke a cigarette. then i smoke somemore

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=Mattyk72;242730]I don't understand these people at all.

Discuss.[/quote]

I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste, and i pretty much don't need the perk.

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

wtf?

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what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

yes it is, i garuantee u will eventually like it. i thought it tasted like shit, but you learn to like it

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=dall-assblows;245175]yes it is, i garuantee u will eventually like it. i thought it tasted like shit, but you learn to like it[/quote]

dall-assblows, worst salesman for coffee, ever!

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haha slogan for folgers

"takes like shit, but you learn to like it"

that made me laugh out loud, literally

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

[quote=mooby;245062]what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?[/quote]

yes actually it is hard to comprehend, hence this F thread

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We may have to start a [I][B]'Mother-F' [/B][/I]thread with the lack of comprehension going on up in here.

Re: F people that don't drink coffee
 

f... coffee. I hate the taste and many things that are coffee flavored. How can people drop 5 bucks on that shit? Some people need it to wake up-> Addicts.