Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=JoeRedskin;261845]I don't think Taylor lost a game check for the ejection, but, if suspended, TO would lose 1/16th of his salary for each game missed.[/quote]

That's a good point. I still think $35,000 is a fine...er, fine.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[QUOTE=Hog1;261852]Parcells is.......D. Vader? That would make J.J..........the Emperor???[/QUOTE]

And Owens is Jar Jar Binks

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=JoeRedskin;261856]And Owens is Jar Jar Binks[/quote]

I can't wait until during NFC championship game and Parcels tells Tony Romo that he is his father.

Then Parcels slices off Romo's hand with his light saber. Then Dallas loses the game b/c their qb has no hand.

Perfect ending.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Citizens for 81;261925]I can't wait until during NFC championship game and Parcels tells Tony Romo that he is his father.

Then Parcels slices off Romo's hand with his light saber. Then Dallas loses the game b/c their qb has no hand.

Perfect ending.[/quote]

pretty corny to me.


Owens chances of being on the Cowboys next year are 40yes-60no. Hes a loser for saying yes he did it, then to say no.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

It will cost you, when you "invite" the evil one into your home. It sucks the life out of you. Although.....very entertaining for those not involved

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

diangeleo hall is overrated as hell,has been since he was at va tech!T.O should have owned up to doing it since he stated he did after the game.but as we all know TO gets what he wants.i think the league's players spoke volumes during the pro bowl voting,TO has more td catches than anybody in the nfc,but he finished way down on the pro bowl voting!

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Blue Star;262183]pretty corny to me.


Owens chances of being on the Cowboys next year are 40yes-60no. Hes a loser for saying yes he did it, then to say no.[/quote]

Taylor did the same exact thing, he lied to Gibbs that he didnt do it. And then that video came out. It was no big deal, and no one talks about ST spitting anymore.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Grim21Reaper;261694]Um, no.[/quote]

You're right, if the Cowboys can keep all of the crackheads (literally) like Micheal Irvin, Leon Lett, Harvey Martin, Quincy Carter, Nate Newton and others around as long as they did and a coach who carried a gun into an airport (Switzer)...they'll keep Owens for a while.

They not only tolerate the scumbags of the league, they embrace them.

Some goodies from the old Irvin days:

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
-A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
- The police

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
- It is a parole violation for him to associate with know felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle.
- It will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.
- They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going
to take out the artificial turf.
- The cowboys say they play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System".
- "Yes your Honor, No your Honor".

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year.
-12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense.
- So they hired a new defense coordinator: Johnny Cochran.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=hooskins;262301]Taylor did the same exact thing, he lied to Gibbs that he didnt do it. And then that video came out. It was no big deal, and no one talks about ST spitting anymore.[/quote]

Taylor doesn't have a record of getting in trouble like Owens does. He just plays hard and gets the occasional facemask penalty, but he never makes people want to beat the crap out of him. (except for his incident with Pittman and he's been "good" since then)

Owens just doesn't lose his cool and act like a jerk, he plans it out and [B][I]choreographs[/I][/B][I][URL="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkkaEq4lFoSoAA81XNyoA/SIG=175ud1arp/EXP=1166736644/**http%3a//search.yahoo.com/search%3fp=choreography%26sp=1%26fr2=sp-top%26ei=UTF-8%26rls=org.mozilla%253Aen-US%253Aofficial%26fr=moz2%26ei=UTF-8%26SpellState=n-3380568631_q-tB.L4ivYITqIYNbR%252FZjC9QAAAA%2540%2540"][/URL][/I] it.


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Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Buster;262423]You're right, if the Cowboys can keep all of the crackheads (literally) like Quincy Carter[/quote]

theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

its sad that the new commish can't put TO down for a game just to get ratings. Its the eagles, with mcnabb, reid, and trotter on the other side and garcia starting

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[quote=Blue Star;262540]theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.[/quote]

Ha...nice defense of your guys.

They're both illegal drugs.

:benched:

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Blue Star;262540]theres a big difference between crack and marijuana.[/quote]

That sounds like something Micheal Irvin would say.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

[quote=Citizens for 81;262652]That sounds like something Micheal Irvin would say.[/quote]

Or apparently, any Cowboys fan.

Re: NFL fines Cowboys' Owens $35,000 for spitting on Hall
 

Anyone who thinks that the greatest receiver in the NFL needs to be able to catch a football is crazy. Its all about YAC and making lineman-type catches in the end zone on goal-to-go from the 2.

Aside from that, TO is the perfect Cowboy.