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[quote=hooskins;282478]Haha, you know many times after you pass out in a subway station or a street corner your anus tends to hurt quite a bit in the morning.[/quote]

No,...I...can't... say... that.. I... do... know. How... do... you... know?

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He's the one who did the hurting.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;282494]He's the one who did the hurting.[/quote]

Yeah I will be "working" the NYC metro tonight

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Or will the metro work YOU?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;282500]Or will the metro work YOU?[/quote]

Is the a reference?


On a side note has anyone seen that crappy Ben Stiller movie where he was in a group of crappy superheros? Mystery Men, maybe?

That guy that says all those wierd quotes came to mind.

"If you wish to work the NYC subway, you must let the subway work you..."

Ok nevermind...lol

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my gosh, I am gone. I am so gone it sin't even funny. I did some absenth, all kinds of alcohol and norhtern light.s Its like colli park iss about learning about eferything and trying everything. this is great.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;282418]Where are you staying? And yes, I second everyone else's opinion. I got on for about ten minutes when I was there a couple months ago to say what's up, now it's time to drink.

Also, I strongly recommend eating at the Grand Cafe Key West. That's where my wedding reception is, and it has the best damn crab cakes I've ever eaten.[/QUOTE]

I'm at the Pier House - it's nice. What's with paying for broadband, though?

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7:30am and he's not hungover, still drunk, or drinking? I hope you had a bloody mary sitting next to you when you typed that!

Then you have the BSB, who looks like he had one helluva night...

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;283329]7:30am and he's not hungover, still drunk, or drinking? I hope you had a bloody mary sitting next to you when you typed that!

Then you have the BSB, who looks like he had one helluva night...[/QUOTE]

Up since 5, done it once, two cups of coffee, and eggs benedict.

I have a 10 am rule on non-football days.

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Ahh, i see...sounds like a pretty good morning thus far. Did you catch the sunset in Mallory Square last night?

Eggs Benedict...my wife got hooked on them while we were there...good stuff.

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I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.

And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.

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The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;283342]The BSB: djnemo just topped you for best drunk post...you better recognize...or nail 10 dirty College Park whores today.[/QUOTE]

I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.

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[QUOTE=djnemo65;283334]I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.

And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.[/QUOTE]

I want to be djnemo65.

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;283332]Ahh, i see...sounds like a pretty good morning thus far. Did you catch the sunset in Mallory Square last night?

Eggs Benedict...my wife got hooked on them while we were there...good stuff.[/QUOTE]

Wedding of friends last night. Sunset cruise tonight.

Typing now because lazy bar-scag is taking time setting up deck bar. Curse you, bar-scag.